Re - Read the book, look up the Rankin adaptation...

[theringfinder]

I should certainly hope you're not planning on doing anything with me! I've far too much to do at home for any sort of adventures beyond what Gandalf might suppose. I've no time to run off to space or ships or sail or do anything of that sort.

[Businesslike] I mean I don't suppose I'd be opposed to those things. Eventually. [Frown frown frown] In the long run. If you have the time and you're quite busy anyway and so.

[He claps his hands together] As it is I think I've quite a lot to do with your head anyway! You certainly have some...fascinating characters who've made your acquaintance! I shall be far too busy making myself known to them to have any particularly dangerous adventures.

If you're worried about my presence, you have only your family to blame and should anyone feel the need to complain do as I do. Remember that it is the duty of those who are less then you to speak ill of their betters.

[Look at the sackville-bagginses mun. Seriously.] So anyone who should say something is clearly less then you.

Right? Right. Now. Tea?

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[ringbearer]

I think that is as good an offer as any. If you would have me. You never know how famous you might become after undergoing such a journey, Uncle.

[ oh, bilbo. frodo smiles faintly. ]
How about wherever your feet lead us?

[theringfinder]

I suppose I could, I do suppose that. Frodo my lad. I... [Ponder] I understand YOU have had a few adventures yourself.