dear_mun | so...mun just finished the omega dlc

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so...mun just finished the omega dlc

What do you know, you were actually some help in taking back my station.

Stop it with that look and for fucks sake. suck it up. Yeah. I know what you already think about that. That was bullshit. Don't expect me to sit here and try and cheer you up. I have work to do. If you think Omega wouldn't rebuild itself, you're a idiot. It needs my full attention. It needs me.

Let me clarify one more thing for you. Say "space lesbians" one more time I will start tearing apart your pitiful excuse for a mind.

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That's part of life, Nyreen. What matters is being able to come out of those situations and know who you are.

I do know who I am Aria, I also know I'm dead. So it's a moot point to be arguing who or what I was. The main fact is that you showed me who I was, even if I still resent you for our issues.

Feel free to resent me all you want. It doesn't change the fact that you are also here right now. And remember one thing, they were our issues. You're as much of a problem as you think I am.

It's not such a resentment as a grudging acceptance of our failures. We were too different as people, perhaps this is some form of reconciliation for our past history. Spirits know I'd be cursed enough for that.

Us reconciling our past? If we're to do it without any drinks or a few hard punches then maybe it is a curse.

I could do with a few drinks and punching you a few times. Won't change anything but perhaps we would feel less cheated.

I don't care so much about feeling less cheated. I think that it would just be the easier route, all things considered.

At least that's one of us. But so long as you don't poison my drink, I'll go a few rounds with you in punches.

That depends on how far we go in punching each other. If we get into breaking bones then I might have to find something useful.

If we start breaking bones then I think we might as well just aim to kill one another and bring our guns as well.

I don't think you'd sit down for a drink now and days without a gun hidden somewhere on you.

Smart lady, you're right. I also keep grenades on me at all times, makes getting away much simpler.

As I suspected. You have to acknowledge that some of the things you do are predictable.

The military trains some things into you that you can never forget. They're highly effective that way.

Looks like I would need to break out the harder liquor then. It would make your punches a lot easier to avoid.

Despite what you think I'm not that much of a lightweight Aria. Some of us just don't spend all day ingesting large amounts of noverian rum.

It goes well with my preferences for food. If we compare our tolerances though you could be considered a lightweight.

My apologies for not having nearly a millennia of drinking expertise under my belt. Some people would call that a problem Aria.

Considering the type of work I lean towards, my alcohol consumption levels aren't all that surprising.

That's what most people call an issue and you might want to look into therapy for that kind of stress. Might make you less bitchy as well.

I don't know of many people who dare complain about how 'bitchy' I am. Too bad therapy would waste my time. There are more important things to take care of.

Let's just say I'm one of the few who isn't afraid to be brutally honest with you Aria. You might make the male turians wet themselves in fear but as much as I have respect for you I don't fear you.

That's one of the traits I like about you, Nyreen. As annoying as it can be that you're so intent on always contradicting me, you generally offer intelligent arguments. To not have someone around who offers that makes things occasionally dull.

Who knows. Maybe that's why I enjoy my drinks and pole-dancers.

We're opposite forces Aria, of course we're going to create conflict and contradiction. I don't think you would've ever given me the time of day if I had been as dull as a vorcha.

If drinks and pole-dancers are filling the void in your life, you need to get a better one.

I might have given you the time of one day. Likely not anything else beyond that. Not without serious consideration first.

I have Omega back. That's enough for me, actually. The pole-dancers and drinks are more akin to a bonus.

That could be so epic. So.very.epic.

Although they'd have to have epic shields because I doubt they're terribly fast.

Maybe shields around the krogan level. They'd probably end up lowering their health then.

Always one compromise or another, but I'd still want to play one.

As would I. Shame that hanar wouldn't really work as a soldier or vanguard.

No, and seeing them as infiltrators would be hilarious. Hanar with sniper rifles

A hanar with a black widow. I would pay to see that.

All I can see is hanar flying around because of the recoil effect.

Just flying into squad members, yelling at each other.

Spinning off into crates and causing unintentional explosions.

We would need a lot more medi-gel.

Nah, just bubble wrap the Hanar

A hanar in bubblewrap with guns. ...That needs to at least be drawn.

I'll get on that tomorrow then o7

Excuse me while I keysmash in anticipation.

It'll be good, and by good I mean terribly hilarious

The thought alone is already hilarious. Hanar make for great jokes.

Almost as good as the volus do.

A hanar flying into a volus and them rolling down stairs together. That is a good image too.

that would be epic.

Meanwhile the rest of the squad has to be wondering why them. It would be glorious.

There would be much sobbing from the quarians I'm sure.

Krogans could probably laugh at them because of the epic fail.

The krogan would make a game out of it. Hanar, right corner, beside the cerberus trooper.

Oh krogans, such a strange yet awesome sense of humor...and tanks.