IT

[theyallfloat]

EXCUSE ME, SIR!

Is your refrigerator running? It IS!? Well, you better go and catch it!

WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH!

I'll be here all night. Every night. What do you mean by "here"? Why, down here! Down here. You should all come down here. Every last one of ya.

Comments

[weddingcrasher]

[Giggling] You're funny!

[theyallfloat]

Finally, a girl with a real sense of humor. Those nimrods at Derry wouldn't know what it was if it bit them in the...

Derry-ere.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Do they float down there?

[theyallfloat]

Do they? Sure they do. They all float.

You wanna see, old timer?

[princeofchaos]

...every last one... u-um, even me?

[theyallfloat]

Especially you, kiddo! There's all sorts of neat things down here. Rides, cotton candy, and balloons! You like balloons, doncha?

[overpricedmisfortune]

Hahaha, that was a good one.

Got anymore funny jokes?

[theyallfloat]

Sure. Your hair.

WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH!

Oh dear God. NO!

[devoveous]

[Not going to say anything. Sam just stares in horror as his mun goes to hide under the covers.]

Except... yes.

[theyallfloat]

Aw, what's the matter, Sunny Jim? You're not afraid, are you?

[Hard to say where IT is. But Sam sure doesn't see IT. Not when he's under the safety of his covers.]

[idkworldruler]

You should come up here. The weather's fine.

[theyallfloat]

Sure, I can take my act to the public. But then you'd have to promise to come down here. Everybody's down here. Everybody.

[minor_setback]

How juvenile.

[theyallfloat]

Beep beep!

[misfortunewish]

...Oh. Ha ha. That was funny.

[The deadest of all deadpan, just for you.]

[theyallfloat]

Did you want to see something that's not so funny?

Since the Ritual is supposedly a battle of wills

[arach_nerd]

Could someone get a bunch of Green Lanterns to come in here and do the Ritual of Chud? That would be awesome, thanks.

(Sorry IT, he's not actually scared of you. Peter has, frankly, seen worse things than a Stephen King monster)

... pfft, that'd be a surprisingly one-sided battle.

[theyallfloat]

That isn't going to work. Not then, not now, not ever. I'll kill you all first, then eat you from flesh to innards.

this is wonderful and you should feel wonderful

[ex_disembodies971]

Heh. Heh. Heh.

You are a very funny clown.

heee, thank yooou

[theyallfloat]

Always thought that of myself, little girl. Say! Do you like flowers?

[qaunak]

What's a refrigerator?

[theyallfloat]

Whatever it is, it's running right now! You better go and catch it, eh?

WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH!

[punches_fog]

...

*sigh*

[He'll be getting his sword now.]

[theyallfloat]

Looks like someone could use some cheering up. Let me just make some... minor adjustments.

[A thick fog encroaches from all around IT and Souji.]

[dodo_master]

OH! OH!

Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well you better let him out!

[theyallfloat]

Hey, buster, this stage is big enough for only one clown.

[timeisonmyside]

I like your style. Your voice could use some work, though.

Lay off the cigarettes, those things will kill ya.

[theyallfloat]

No, sir, I've got myself a clean bill of health. I eat well and I live well. In fact, I've been around for a very long time. A very long time indeed.

[laughingalltheway]

Hee hee hee ha...

A little old fashioned if you, ah, ask me. But your joke's worth a laugh, maybe two, see. You seem like a funny sort, oh yes, a man after my own heart, hah.

I hope you'll have your, you know, audience in stitches by the time you're through... Ha ha... ho, ha... hee hee hee...

[theyallfloat]

Oh, but jokes aren't the only thing this clown can do, no indeed. I can teach this one magic trick... where I teach you how to float.

[surgicalprodigy]

AHH! A CLOWN!

[theyallfloat]

What'sa matter? Don't think I'm funny?

[IT pinches ITs bright, red nose.]

Beep, beep!

[forkmylife]

I think I know where this goes.

[theyallfloat]

Well, where DOES this go?

[231_7]

...I'm not a sir. I'm a girl.

...you are amazing.

[forgethexblade]

Oh man, another clown.