IT

[theyallfloat]

EXCUSE ME, SIR!

Is your refrigerator running? It IS!? Well, you better go and catch it!

WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH!

I'll be here all night. Every night. What do you mean by "here"? Why, down here! Down here. You should all come down here. Every last one of ya.

Comments

[weddingcrasher]

[Giggling] You're funny!

[cheese_for_everyone]

Do they float down there?

[theyallfloat]

Finally, a girl with a real sense of humor. Those nimrods at Derry wouldn't know what it was if it bit them in the...

Derry-ere.

[theyallfloat]

Do they? Sure they do. They all float.

You wanna see, old timer?

[cheese_for_everyone]

If you feel like trying go ahead.

I'll find it fun.

[princeofchaos]

...every last one... u-um, even me?

[weddingcrasher]

Derry? Hee, what kinda place is that; a milk farm?

[theyallfloat]

Especially you, kiddo! There's all sorts of neat things down here. Rides, cotton candy, and balloons! You like balloons, doncha?

[princeofchaos]

Oh! My Aunt Pinkie makes all kinds of balloons and puts them in the castle so they spring out and surprise people. Do you have any of the kinds that you can make into animal shapes?

[overpricedmisfortune]

Hahaha, that was a good one.

Got anymore funny jokes?

Oh dear God. NO!

[devoveous]

[Not going to say anything. Sam just stares in horror as his mun goes to hide under the covers.]

[idkworldruler]

You should come up here. The weather's fine.

[theyallfloat]

Well, look closely now! Wouldn't want you to miss anything, would we

[The clown opens ITs gaping maw, revealing a set of razor sharp teeth. ITs eyes change in an instant, turning into a mesmerizing yellow. They're intently focused on ITs prey who so generously obliged to place himself on ITs dinner plate. Perhaps there was mutual amusement.

IT approaches for the kill.]

[theyallfloat]

Just a suburban town. The food there is just to die for. Mm-hmm, delectable.

[theyallfloat]

Sure. Your hair.

WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH! WAH-HAH!

[cheese_for_everyone]

[For a moment he just stands there, a curious look on his face.]

Interesting.

[His expression quickly turns to grin.]

My turn for show and tell!

[IT would suddenly find himself teleported at least few kilometers in the air but somehow being suspended with Sheogorath standing in front of him.]

And here I though you would realize you weren't dealing with a human.

Except... yes.

[theyallfloat]

Aw, what's the matter, Sunny Jim? You're not afraid, are you?

[Hard to say where IT is. But Sam sure doesn't see IT. Not when he's under the safety of his covers.]

[theyallfloat]

Sure do! Why don't you just come down here and... have a look for yourself? They all float, you know?

[minor_setback]

How juvenile.

[overpricedmisfortune]

[Ow...]

...

Good try.

[theyallfloat]

Oh.

[Pennywise stops with his advances once he realizes he's above ground. IT's smiling with his fangs and eyes still exposed.]

Well, excuse me, princess. Guess I just smelled the fear around you. Not from you.

[theyallfloat]

Aw, lighten up there, bucko. Not everyone can take a joke.

Say. How'd you like a balloon for being such a good sport?

[cheese_for_everyone]

That's quite possible when you're dealing with a mad god.

[princeofchaos]

Float? There's water? But... I don't swim...

[theyallfloat]

Beep beep!