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I like how you make bad decisions late at night. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. Yeah, yeah, I missed you too. Like a foot misses between-the-toes fungus.

Though you're a bit behind with figuring out what, exactly, is happening back in my world, aren't you? Not that I really blame you. America going to hell in a hand-basket isn't exactly new, but crossovers are always hard to follow. Maybe you should catch up sometime. And finish making those icons you said you wanted to make.

I'm not encouraging anything else, just--... It'd be nice to know I'm not going to be forgotten again.

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Wow. Dick move, Bucky.

It wasn't actually my idea.

But— sometimes the only way out of something is to not be there in the first place.

Wait--whose idea was it if it wasn't yours?

My girlfriend's.

You have a girlfriend?

Very funny.

[ He likes his girlfriend so stupid much he actually does think it's funny. ]

I mean, I could see someone being interested in you when you were young and snarky, but--

You're kind of an old fart now. Sorry, dude.

Yeah, but I have a girlfriend.

Does she live in Canada?

No.

[ This is not a reference he will understand. ]

Canada, in this case, is referring to your imagination.

She exists.

I don't believe you.

I have a picture.

[ He linefaces but does not actually pull out a picture. ]

Let's see it, Romeo.

Fine. [ He's going to be all grumpy about it, but he does have a picture in his wallet. That he pulls out. For the sake of this thread. ]

[ which gwen is peering at intently. ] Holy shit. She's like... really pretty.

Yeah. I know.

How on earth did you manage to get a girlfriend this hot?

[Flatly.]

I've got a great personality.

You know, you actually do.

[ she's actually serious. ]

[ OH NO A COMPLIMENT HOW DO I— ]

Yeah, well. She isn't the first sucker I've met with bad taste.

[ He smiles. Bucky loves his girlfriend. ]

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