D --> What D --> Of courser not D --> Course, I mean D --> You have no authority over me D --> And any sweating I may or may not currently be doing D --> May or may not be completely unrelated
you know not to completely butt in where im probably not wanted (cause thats kinda karkats thing, not mine!!) buuuuut......... willy-nilly posting seems pretty counter-productive to getting over the burnt out thing :/
D --> I am simply having trouble reigning in my mun D --> He is slow, inefficient, and all-around reprehensible D --> How do you keep your humans under control
D --> I am glad that we agree D --> To the e%tent that you are already laughing at yourself D --> For thinking that you c001d possibly measure up to D --> My STRENGTH
D --> I am not sure what these D --> Wonking D --> Shenanigans are all about D --> Winking, maybe D --> Do not wink, wonk, or wank me without permission D --> But if you really must know D --> 6/M/My castle
I am laughing as we speak asdlkb this is glorious *u*
wonking, winking,...... teyre all the same thig but WANKING tell me do you want me 2 WZNK you *wank you may giev me your persimmons now
ooooooooooooooooh well HELLO ur highnezz i think i liek this rp sceniarou also im gong 2 prentend that you put a 1 infront of the 6 becoause thats obvz a typo
D --> What D --> No D --> No, this is not an RP scenario D --> I seriously live in a castle D --> Also I do not indulge in such friv001ous games D --> No RP D --> No FLARP D --> And definitely no FLAERP D --> How 100d D --> But
okkkkkkkk i get it ur royal for REALZ i guess im gogn to pretend dat im a visiting nobellady who is also a WIZARD
*I walk into the castel courtysrd wiht my entourage behined me, wainting for the lard of the catsel to greet me becuz im so fuckin haxxor bitch and my gown is so prtty with allot of pink lace*
D --> *CT does not really understand this pointless charade* D --> *However from e%perience he knows this is the only way to get a% to your type* D --> *So he strides STRONGLY down from his workshop to meet this bizarre woman* D --> *CT thin% to himself that this is horribly silly, especially because magic is not real* D --> *And hence wizards are not real* D --> *But, um, I guess he just thought that* D --> *But did not say it* D --> *So like* D --> *She w001d not know* D --> *Unless she can read minds or something, but I find that unlikely* D --> *A%ually* D --> *Can your character read minds* D --> *This is important*
D --> *Okay, I was simply checking* D --> *Well CT, who is incredibly refined himself, bows back* D --> Yes I am e%ceptionally STRONG, you have heard well D --> *Um* D --> *CT said that* D --> *After the bow* D --> *And notes the wonk* D --> *Which I guess is a wink* D --> *But possibly imbalanced* D --> *And probably less platonic* D --> *Somehow* D --> *And he said* D --> W001d you like to come in
*ur right!!! the winks is very flirtylicoius & maybe plantonic @ 1st but like it leaves room 4 developement like saying you can call if you want* *or send an envoy becuase thats what ppl do when they live in castesl*
"yes sir i wud liek 2 come in very much" "u r very hospitables *hospitablse *hospitably stable"
*I bowed again & wet inside the amazinh beaitufil castel. its kind of old and musty but noting a womanes presence cant fix*
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dear_mun2012-02-04 12:13 pm
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Is that you?
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D --> Have all of your eyes suddenly gone %, you know who I
D --> Erm
D --> You
D --> Are not Vriska
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D --> Peanut sprinkles, you are another result of
D --> Multidimensional shenaniganry, I assume
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Then who are you?
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D --> I take it you know a version of me that is a woman
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D --> I assume that is really the only difference
D --> And you must be the equivalent of Vriska
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Do you still sweat every time someone gives you an order? ::::P
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D --> That
D --> It is a gland001ar problem
D --> And has nothing to do with orders
D --> That you have no authority to give me
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Then you won't do anything if I say
Come over here now?
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D --> Of courser not
D --> Course, I mean
D --> You have no authority over me
D --> And any sweating I may or may not currently be doing
D --> May or may not be completely unrelated
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Come over here.
Now.
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D --> A step below me
D --> I will admit
D --> This is making me perspire somewhat
D --> Out of ve%ation
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8ut I still don't see you over here.
Don't keep me w8ing.
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not to completely butt in where im probably not wanted
(cause thats kinda karkats thing, not mine!!)
buuuuut.........
willy-nilly posting seems pretty counter-productive to getting over the burnt out thing :/
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Not that I give a fuck.
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D --> I w001d not give you the pleasure
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D --> He is slow, inefficient, and all-around reprehensible
D --> How do you keep your humans under control
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D --> I do not know
D --> Put mine to sleep or something
D --> Repeatedly
D --> Until he learns his lesson
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[and she hasn't discovered that she can put them to sleep yet]
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D --> I doubt that w001d work anyway
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D --> With minimal effort, I might add
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D --> But not me, of course
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Right.
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D --> To the e%tent that you are already laughing at yourself
D --> For thinking that you c001d possibly measure up to
D --> My STRENGTH
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oh my god
thats soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
<3
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D --> Cute
D --> I am fearsome and STRONG
D --> I will not stand for such darn accusations
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*strung
*hung
w/e you getz the provberbial picture
*WONKS*
a/s/el
Oh god I seriously laughed
D --> Wonking
D --> Shenanigans are all about
D --> Winking, maybe
D --> Do not wink, wonk, or wank me without permission
D --> But if you really must know
D --> 6/M/My castle
I am laughing as we speak asdlkb this is glorious *u*
teyre all the same thig
but WANKING
tell me
do you want me 2
WZNK you
*wank
you may giev me your persimmons now
ooooooooooooooooh well HELLO ur highnezz
i think i liek this rp sceniarou
also im gong 2 prentend that you put a 1
infront of the 6
becoause thats obvz a typo
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D --> No
D --> No, this is not an RP scenario
D --> I seriously live in a castle
D --> Also I do not indulge in such friv001ous games
D --> No RP
D --> No FLARP
D --> And definitely no FLAERP
D --> How 100d
D --> But
D --> Wait
D --> So you are willing to obey my orders
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ur royal for REALZ
i guess im gogn to pretend dat im a visiting nobellady who is also a WIZARD
*I walk into the castel courtysrd wiht my entourage behined me, wainting for the lard of the catsel to greet me becuz im so fuckin haxxor bitch and my gown is so prtty with allot of pink lace*
hello
no wait
"ehllo"
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D --> What, no, I said I w001d not
D --> *CT does not really understand this pointless charade*
D --> *However from e%perience he knows this is the only way to get a% to your type*
D --> *So he strides STRONGLY down from his workshop to meet this bizarre woman*
D --> *CT thin% to himself that this is horribly silly, especially because magic is not real*
D --> *And hence wizards are not real*
D --> *But, um, I guess he just thought that*
D --> *But did not say it*
D --> *So like*
D --> *She w001d not know*
D --> *Unless she can read minds or something, but I find that unlikely*
D --> *A%ually*
D --> *Can your character read minds*
D --> *This is important*
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(btw dnt worry im totally l33t but i wont be all GOGMOD that woulndt make it fun)
*I glide ovr to the STHONG charactre & give him a very charmign smile*
"hello lored of the castle"
"im so pleased that u like"
"took time from ur BUZY scheduel 2 see me"
*I make a supr proper curtsey*]
"i came becouse i wantted 2 c u 2"
"i herd that ur so STRONG & i wanted to maek your acquaintence*
*this is said wtih a wonk*
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D --> *Well CT, who is incredibly refined himself, bows back*
D --> Yes I am e%ceptionally STRONG, you have heard well
D --> *Um*
D --> *CT said that*
D --> *After the bow*
D --> *And notes the wonk*
D --> *Which I guess is a wink*
D --> *But possibly imbalanced*
D --> *And probably less platonic*
D --> *Somehow*
D --> *And he said*
D --> W001d you like to come in
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*this is wat I/she think/s, btw*
*ur right!!! the winks is very flirtylicoius & maybe plantonic @ 1st but like it leaves room 4 developement like saying you can call if you want*
*or send an envoy becuase thats what ppl do when they live in castesl*
"yes sir i wud liek 2 come in very much"
"u r very hospitables
*hospitablse
*hospitably stable"
*I bowed again & wet inside the amazinh beaitufil castel. its kind of old and musty but noting a womanes presence cant fix*