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dear_mun2012-11-26 01:37 am
busted_moran) wrote in dear_mun2012-11-26 01:37 am
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Beautiful 1:30 AM decisions. Bust is best character.
[ What is this?
Why, it's a waxwork bust, cast in the likeness of one very famous consulting detective (the cheekbones may be off, given your interpretation. Just squint).
Do you:
> Admire the craftsmanship and cleverly place it in your window in hopes of busting a criminal?
> Get your poor housekeeper to crawl on her hands and knees to adjust it every few minutes?
> Shoot the damn thing and pray you don't end up in prison?
> Attempt to get your best chum to get rid of it because it won't look that nice riddled with bullet holes?
> Make puns? Think of all the puns.
> Ignore it. It will be forgotten in the next story anyway. ]
Why, it's a waxwork bust, cast in the likeness of one very famous consulting detective (the cheekbones may be off, given your interpretation. Just squint).
Do you:
> Admire the craftsmanship and cleverly place it in your window in hopes of busting a criminal?
> Get your poor housekeeper to crawl on her hands and knees to adjust it every few minutes?
> Shoot the damn thing and pray you don't end up in prison?
> Attempt to get your best chum to get rid of it because it won't look that nice riddled with bullet holes?
> Make puns? Think of all the puns.
> Ignore it. It will be forgotten in the next story anyway. ]
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I hope you drop me on your toe and I hope you suffer great pain for it. ]
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Hopefully.]
Maybe with a wig... [Sloooow smirk. Oh, this is turning into a wonderful plan, after all. Dress up the bust, leave it on Mikado's doorstep, ring the doorbell and run off? WHY NOT?!]