Beautiful 1:30 AM decisions. Bust is best character.

[busted_moran]

[ What is this?

Why, it's a waxwork bust, cast in the likeness of one very famous consulting detective (the cheekbones may be off, given your interpretation. Just squint).

Do you:

> Admire the craftsmanship and cleverly place it in your window in hopes of busting a criminal?
> Get your poor housekeeper to crawl on her hands and knees to adjust it every few minutes?
> Shoot the damn thing and pray you don't end up in prison?
> Attempt to get your best chum to get rid of it because it won't look that nice riddled with bullet holes?
> Make puns? Think of all the puns.
> Ignore it. It will be forgotten in the next story anyway. ]

Comments

[busted_moran]

[ Shhh Joan

Joan just come

Let it happen

I'm a hero. ]

[holmesitter]

[ Annoying amount of space taken up, more like it. ]

[busted_moran]

[ I'm the perfect predator prevention system. ]

[holmesitter]

[ You look like the bust of someone who is very full of themselves. ]

[busted_moran]

[ I look like the bust that's going to catch you a

....minor criminal. ]

[holmesitter]

[ Not my problem atm, so be my problem later and let me scoot you away somewhere. ]

[busted_moran]

[ NO

JOAN

JOAN DON'T DO THIS TO ME

I'M GOING TO PROTECT YOU, JOAN. ]

[holmesitter]

[ Scoot, scoot. ]

[busted_moran]

[ Don't stand by any windows.

You'll regret it. ]