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dear_mun2012-11-26 04:29 am
cancerousrage) wrote in dear_mun2012-11-26 04:29 am
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YOU. YES, YOU, THE MORON WHO THINKS SHE'S PLAYING ME.
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. I REALISE THERE'S A VAST AMOUNT OF SPACE AND NOT MUCH ELSE IN WHAT YOU CLAIM IS A THINKPAN, SO I'LL MAKE IT AS SIMPLE AS I CAN IN THE HOPES I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET AN ANSWER THAT MAKES SOME KIND OF SENSE AND NOT YOUR USUAL WAFFLING HOOFBEASTSHIT.
WHY. THE FUCK. AM I HERE?
YOU'RE RUSTY AS HELL AT MY VOICE, YOU STRUGGLE WITH MY ELOQUENTLY CONSTRUCTED METAPHORS, AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH ME. I HAVE A VAST LIST OF THINGS I WOULD RATHER BE DOING, UP TO AND INCLUDING GOING BACK TO NEPETA'S TEA PARTY. I WOULD RATHER BE ON THE PLANET OF AUTISM AND RIDICULOUSNESS, AS THE CONTENTS OF MY THINKPAN DRIP SLOWLY OUT OF MY AURAL CLOTS AND EVAPORATE INTO THE AIR IN A FINE MIST OF FUTILITY AND EXCESSIVE SUGAR, THAN BE HERE.
AS A BONUS QUESTION, IF YOUR HUMAN BRAIN CAN HANDLE TWO QUESTIONS AT ONCE WITHOUT BREAKING DOWN AND CRYING, PERHAPS YOU COULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU THOUGHT PLAYING THE DOOMED, DEAD VERSION OF ME WAS EVER A GOOD IDEA?
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU. I REALISE THERE'S A VAST AMOUNT OF SPACE AND NOT MUCH ELSE IN WHAT YOU CLAIM IS A THINKPAN, SO I'LL MAKE IT AS SIMPLE AS I CAN IN THE HOPES I MIGHT ACTUALLY GET AN ANSWER THAT MAKES SOME KIND OF SENSE AND NOT YOUR USUAL WAFFLING HOOFBEASTSHIT.
WHY. THE FUCK. AM I HERE?
YOU'RE RUSTY AS HELL AT MY VOICE, YOU STRUGGLE WITH MY ELOQUENTLY CONSTRUCTED METAPHORS, AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH ME. I HAVE A VAST LIST OF THINGS I WOULD RATHER BE DOING, UP TO AND INCLUDING GOING BACK TO NEPETA'S TEA PARTY. I WOULD RATHER BE ON THE PLANET OF AUTISM AND RIDICULOUSNESS, AS THE CONTENTS OF MY THINKPAN DRIP SLOWLY OUT OF MY AURAL CLOTS AND EVAPORATE INTO THE AIR IN A FINE MIST OF FUTILITY AND EXCESSIVE SUGAR, THAN BE HERE.
AS A BONUS QUESTION, IF YOUR HUMAN BRAIN CAN HANDLE TWO QUESTIONS AT ONCE WITHOUT BREAKING DOWN AND CRYING, PERHAPS YOU COULD EXPLAIN WHY YOU THOUGHT PLAYING THE DOOMED, DEAD VERSION OF ME WAS EVER A GOOD IDEA?
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at lea2t 2ome thiing2 don't change
but actually my name ii2 Lux
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THAT'S STUPID. WHY DO YOU ONLY HAVE HALF A NAME?
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from what everyone 2ay2 that ii2 fiittiing
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I'M SURPRISED THE UNIVERSE HASN'T IMPLODED FROM THE SHEER AMOUNT OF FROTHING BIPOLAR ASININITY SET LOOSE UPON IT.
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but otherwii2e 2ol and ii are completely diifferent
ii mean that ii2 a biig a22umptiion to make
ii mean you don't 2ee me a22umiing you have the hot2 for egbert
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WHO WOULD HAVE A THING FOR THAT MORON? OH WAIT. ALTERNATE ME IS SUCH A STUPID SHITSTAIN ON THE COLLECTIVE SOLE OF THE UNIVERSE. I DON'T KNOW HOW HE SURVIVED LONGER THAN ME, BUT IT'S FRANKLY OFFENSIVE.
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i a22ume that ii2 why some of u2 are aliive anyway
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