Maison :'D (and mention of a musebox thread)

[thatwasapun]

H-h-h-h-hey, miss mundane, I've got a great idea! How about you not do awful things t'me and then brag about it to all your little friends, huh? Now there's a wild and crazy idea! Or you could just, y-y-y-y-you know, stop bein' such a jerk!

[oh. are you mad, darling? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of Chrome's mun and I plotting more terrible things to do to you. and your little friend, too.]

!!!

Why I oughta-- you b-b-b-better leave her outta this mess! I-in fact, how about you leave both of us outta it, huh? Doncha have other stuff you could be doin' t'entertain yourself?

[well, I could always do that other thread you're in instead...

WHOA HE WAVES HIS ARMS AROUND SUDDENLY, making loud shushing noises.]

N-n-n-n-n-n-no, uh-uh, nope, we are not talkin' about that out here! I'm done! Y'see this? Done! [he clams up, folding his arms across his chest pointedly.]

Done. One-hundred and fifty gajillion percent done.

Comments

[eyestothesky]

...What's she planning? [IS SOMEONE NOT HAPPY? LOOKS LIKE IT]

[thatwasapun]

Th-th-th-the Sp-Spine, she's gonna do bad things to me an' my buddy Chrome! And now she's tryin' ta get you dragged inta this mess too!

[eyestothesky]

I won't let her do that to you or your friend, Rabbit.

[Cause mun is lying and saying he totes has a chance to protect Rabbut from all that bad stuff.

Teehee~]

[thatwasapun]

B-b-but what if she does awful stuff ta you, too?! She could do that, y'know! S-sh-she's pretty sneaky about dat stuff!

[eyestothesky]

Won't let her do that either. [Stubborn beast. He's still learning that it's his own mun he's got to look out for too.]

[ohhihumans]

[watching you from above... feet on the ceiling, a raised brow. Well... not human, but not not human?]

What kind of bad things are they talking about here?

[destined for the same problems]

OH HI CUTIE I've been meaning to see that movie.

[thatwasapun]

[what... he looks around for a bit, unable to trace the voice, until... oh!! he glances up and waves at her, only a little surprised.]

S-s-she's gonna try an' get me damaged! A-and my buddy Chrome, too!

Hi! It was adorable...

[ohhihumans]

[She smiled and with one hand behind her back, the other hand waved once, flatly. Oh hi.]

Why would she do that? It's just a house, isn't it?

It looks like it ughhh

[thatwasapun]

[he folds his arms, frowning hard.]

She says it's 'cause she thinks it's f-fu-fu-fun!

Yeah I just saw it a few days ago. Mavis here is upset that I already have a app done... oops.

[ohhihumans]

[folds her arms as well, mimicking him, only from the ceiling]

I suppose haunted houses could be fun. I was hoping for something a bit more abnormal. [like a city... or a island with those lil drinks and umbrellas? That would have been EXCITING]

:o ... wait, for Maison, or...?

[thatwasapun]

Haunted houses are okay, but this place ain't just haunted! There's monsters in here, too! N-nasty ones! And a ghost dat's gonna fry me!

Maison, yep!

[ohhihumans]

[Arms still crossed]

Well, these type of places are good for monsters to hide. Humans can't hurt them there. It should be fine.

OH BOY I'M EXCITED :D!! I hope to see you there soon~

[thatwasapun]

Y-y-y-yeah, maybe, but-- ... waaaait a second here, waaait up. You're not, y'know, a m-monster, are ya?

I just have to hit send....

[ohhihumans]

[hands on hips now!]

Of course I am! [inches in closer, still upside down... and looks him in the face curiously] Aren't you?

[thatwasapun]

Nope! Iiiii'm Rabbit! I'm a musical singin' automaton built in 1896!

Y'know, y'sure don't look like a monster ta me...

[ohhihumans]

[She giggled at that, hands over her mouth and nose to hide it before blurting out:] I'm older then you! [because... that amused her. But it was also part of her point...]

[To which she dropped down so she could stand on the floor, looking up at him, smiling a toothy, fanged smile] See? I'm a vampire. My dad is Dracula.

[thatwasapun]

W-w-w-w-whoa, you gotta be kiddin' me! Dracula?! [he recoils for a beat... and then realizes and relaxes.] Oh, wait, I'm a robot. No blood. Ha ha...

[ohhihumans]

Yep! That's my dad. [awww, she made a face at that] It's okay. I've never had human blood before. Human or not, you'd be safe.

[thatwasapun]

... uh, sorry about dat. I didn't mean ta offend or anythin'. It's just, ya know. S-s-so, uh, if it's not rude or anythin' ta ask, what do ya drink?

[ohhihumans]

[her head tilted, brow raised]

Everything has blood. Ah, well, except robots, I suppose.

[thatwasapun]

Oh. Huh. I never thought about it dat way before.

[ohhihumans]

[a smile, her hands behind her back and bouncing on her toes a bit]

So... do you know any humans? Are there a lot in the house? [someone looks a little excited]

[thatwasapun]

W-well, yeah! My buddy Chrome is at least m-mostly one, anyways, and I've met a couple others but I don't know any o' their names yet. And besides dat, there are a whole buncha humans back where I come from! We keep a few of 'em in the house.

[ohhihumans]

[Eyes go WIDE]

You keep humans in your house!? Isn't that dangerous !?

[thatwasapun]

Nah, we got 'em under control! Y'just gotta keep an eye on 'em, y'know?