Well, someone just died. (Again.)

[chronomancer]

Really
i mean
Really



did you havve to go out a yer wway to do that
i mean fuck
wwhat are you gonna do next time i manage to survive two months in a roww
havve me sawwed in half

...That Is Not A Fuckin Suggestion

oh my god, i wwant a neww mun

Comments

[changeisgood]

Well, it seems that someone is lacking in subtlety. Even I don't make THAT much of a mess.

[chronomancer]

its a Condition
okay
i havve a lot a blood
an most a it doesnt wwant to stay inside me

[changeisgood]

...I'm rather new to this dimension, but I'm reasonably certain that blood doesn't do that.

[chronomancer]

[Is he completely and totally talking out of his ass, you ask? Yes. Yes, he is.]

wwell
mine does
so there
you learned a neww thing today

[changeisgood]

So does that mean if I eat you, I'll learn to make a horrible mess should I ever get wounded and defy all logical sense?

[reddeadvirtuoso]

stop dying
>:(

[chronomancer]

im tryin!

[reddeadvirtuoso]

yeah well
try harder
or something
in retrospect that sounds stupid
but hey im only at two deaths thats gotta count for something
if i can do it so can you

[chronomancer]

it wwasnt evven my fault this time
i mean out a all the ones i havve
only one wwas actually my fault
an this really wwasnt it
so there

also wwhat do you mean twwo
you only told me about one

[reddeadvirtuoso]

im gonna blame you anyway because
really who the fuck lets a stoner clown baboon near a pile of loaded guns??

uh
thats cause when we had that conversation id only died once
but rose kinda killed me again like three days later or something?
technically three deaths if you count that time i pissed off the crazy british lady but i respawned like ten minutes later
hashtag god tier magic

[hystericull]

my bad.
:o)

WEREN'T YOU ASLEEP?

[chronomancer]

just fer that one
you owwe me twwo deaths noww
an i still dont owwe you any

oh yeah
an before i forget

[puppy_lancer]

How do you die that many times?

[chronomancer]

a combination a natural talent an the shittiest mun on earth

[puppy_lancer]

...Sorry to hear that.

[His mun hasn't gotten around to killing him that many times yet, but she plans to.]

My mun...isn't the best either, but man, at least she's let me go a month or so without dying.

[chronomancer]

i dont mind dyin so much as the circumstances
because to be honest
that wwas the Fuckin WWorst Death ivve gone through yet
an i got eaten by the fuckin spider once

[puppy_lancer]

...Ew.

I got killed in one of these threads once, but even then, it was nothing like that.

why hello there

[caligulas_aquarium]

if its any consolation
i got a matesprit
an havve yet to die once

long time no see! 0w0

[chronomancer]

Fuck You WWith A Chainsaww
just
Fuck You
With A Chainsaww
an a Rifle
an a Shovvel

[Guess who's recently also lost his beloved cool kid sunglasses? Yeah.]

also fuck you Twwice
i havve a matesprit too an i dont havve to rub it on peoples faces

[Possibly because said matesprit would probably drop dead from sheer mortification if he did.]

an also
fuck you Thrice
ivve only died like four times in half a swweep
thats considered a good record around here
ill havve you knoww

[papshooshing]

MINE'S BETTER.

[chronomancer]

kar
hon
im not entirely sure wwhat yer talkin about an im not entirely sure i WWant to knoww
so please
Dont

[papshooshing]

MY DEATH RECORD, SHIT FOR BRAINS.

i have missed these two

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwhat can i say its finally nice to be on the better side a things
the one wwho aint doin wworse than the other
granted sure its some alternate me but yknoww wwhat ill take it
vvictories are far an feww betwween an you gotta learn to savvor the little things

[That's how he lost his kismesis in-game, sadly. Just a little too overeager to let everyone know.

But like hell he's ever bringing that up.]

plus i aint on no end a chainsaww fuckin either
as our resident maryams got no idea wwhat happened
an noone has the heart to tell her
so im pretty much safe
aint life grand

me too~

[chronomancer]

you knoww
you do wwin an awward here
like
my mind is Blowwn
i am in Awwe
noww hold on a minute wwhile i facepalm into fuckin Eternity

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i get it
i mean maybe if you had half the managin skills i did you might not a died so much
but its ok at least it dont mean youre dowwn an out forevver
or wwhatevver

wwhat happened to those glasses a yours