On next week's episode(Possible spoilers in comments)

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[Trixie rolls into Dear_Mun in this car with this music playing. She rolls down the window and sticks her head out of it.]

Soon, mundanes. Soon.

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Neigh! It will be a Magic Duel that Trixie is going to beat The Sparkled One in! She demands you to cease that laughter at once!

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(...Yeah, she's still laughing.)

In your dreams, maybe! You really should add puppets to your act; the audience would enjoy it more.

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The Great and Powerful Trixie almost feels sorry for your inability to read. Almost. She has read the synopsis for the next episode a multitude of times and it has always remained the same. Trixie suggests you get some glasses and check it out.

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...I DO know how to read; I read Daring Do books when I'm not on cloud duty!

Hmph, if you do beat Twilight it's because you probably cheated. Or will cheat...ahh, is this what my mun calls time travel headache?!

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The Great and Powerful Trixie feels the need to inform you that she has or will never cheat in her entire life.

It is not the fault of Trixie if you are incapable of understanding concepts such as time travel.

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No, just lied about facing an Ursa Major. You couldn't even beat an Ursa Minor by yourself!

Like you're capable of figuring out how time travel works?

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The Great and Powerful Trixie was going to beat that Ursa Minor! She would have if not for the fact that The Sparkled One was quicker to react than her!

The Great and Powerful Trixie, in fact, is. Her mundane greatly enjoys a show which has something called... a TARDIS. Trixie is confounded as to why they call it as such.

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Ha! Yeah right, pull the other hoof.

(Rainbow's grin is back again.) Time And Relative Dimension In Space. My mun watches it too, but wasn't thrilled with the recent finale.

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The Great and Powerful Trixie wonders how your headache of incompetence is gone when we are still discussing time travel.

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...That was only when we were talking about stuff you're gonna do! The future's not set in stone, you know!

(When it comes to ponies...)

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Trixie cleanly and fairly defeating The Sparkled One in competition is set in stone. That backwater town might finally get some class afterwards, when Trixie's through with it.

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...We'll see about that! Twilight's better than you and she's gonna prove it. And Ponyville's NOT a backwater town!

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[Trixie lets out a short, haughty giggle.]

You'll see what Trixie is capable of next week. You'll see just how wrong you are!