On next week's episode(Possible spoilers in comments)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie rolls into Dear_Mun in this car with this music playing. She rolls down the window and sticks her head out of it.]

Soon, mundanes. Soon.

Comments

[suicidoll]

(...wat.)

You're certainly looking forward to next week, aren't you?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

But of course. Trixie wonders why she shouldn't.

[suicidoll]

I never said you shouldn't; you have every reason to be filled with anticipation. After all, it'll lead to a long-awaited canon update.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Exactly. Trixie's mundane has been waiting for this moment, as is Trixie herself. But Trixie deems her inept mundane to halt his worries. She deems there nothing able to ruin Trixie's image. Besides, if anypony tries, the mare before your very eyes will make sure to deal with any troublemakers herself!

[suicidoll]

Oh, I'm sure you can handle returning in the upcoming episode.

My mun, however, has shown me some of the speculation surrounding it and to be frank, I'm concerned.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Hm! The great and Powerful Trixie is confounded as to why you are concerned over her.

[suicidoll]

You're already aware of the speculation, I assume? Particularly that which surrounds your new brooch?

[bestofthebest]

(Uh-oh.)

...What are you up to?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie wonders why she should tell you.

[bestofthebest]

Not like I'll be able to tell Twilight about it, and who else would ask but me?

(Maybe Applejack.)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Hmm... As you wish. The Great and Powerful Trixie is going to challenge The Sparkled One... and win.

[bestofthebest]

(...Rainbow, that wasn't a joke so why are you laughing?)

You've picked up a comedy act! THAT was funny...you challenging Twilight & winning...with puppets, right?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Neigh! It will be a Magic Duel that Trixie is going to beat The Sparkled One in! She demands you to cease that laughter at once!

[bestofthebest]

(...Yeah, she's still laughing.)

In your dreams, maybe! You really should add puppets to your act; the audience would enjoy it more.

[freakymayor]

After you've come and gone from this Ponyville place, please consider coming to Crystal Cove next.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Hmm... Perhaps Trixie may do so. She enjoys having a captive audience.

[sittingweird]

[What- Oh, well, that's a little excessive, isn't it?]

What are you doing? Great car, by the way- [Looks so human-friendly!]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie looks at the car she's in.]
...The Great and Powerful Trixie believes it has something to do with what the mundanes call a "meme". She is confounded as to what the reason her mundane had imitated it.

[sittingweird]

Uhm... duh? ... You're supposed to use your hooves or, at least, your magic to drive it, no wonders you it everypony in your way... Buuut I totally approve the whole 'car' thing. anyway, your memes are still better than mines, thought. I'd just pick a different music.

[sittingweird]

Anyway, let's skip to th goof part: what are you so... excited about? I mean, your entrance was quite impressive!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie is finally seeing her return next episode, and she will defeat The Sparkled One in a Magic Duel, thus proving once and for all that Trixie is the strongest showmare in all of Equestria.

[sittingweird]

Wait... you were still thinking about that? I mean, your visit to out city?

[sittingweird]

Buut, anyway, congratulations? I mean, if you really can manage to defeat her playing correctly then it'll really be because you deserved it.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Of Course Trixie is thinking of that. It is naught but her glorious return to the spotlight!

[sittingweird]

Well, I'm happy for you... just remember to be careful: being obsessed with another mare, even if you don't like her at all, is... I mean, with our kind of fandom it's dangerous.