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[scoffing]

Whether I am capable of 'sparkling' or not has no bearing upon upcoming events.

Comments

[cryptics]

That is perhaps untrue. Depending on whom one asks.

[scoffing]

I fail to see how it matters. Or why she finds it so amusing.

[cryptics]

Understanding one's typist is the key to happiness. Or so it may be claimed.

[scoffing]

In that case, she makes herself deliberately obtuse.

[cryptics]

How trying that must be.

[scoffing]

Hardly anything new, as to which you can no doubt relate.

[lowkeyinaminor]

Leah, you really should be more careful about what you say. You wouldn't want to give people such as these the wrong impression.

[scoffing]

And who would those people be?

[lowkeyinaminor]

They are people with a thing for the undead. According to my mun they're awfully fond of whipping them. [Mortals. Who the Hel knows what their thought processes are.]

[scoffing]

There are better ways of extracting information than whipping.

[ because why else would you whip someone? ]

[lowkeyinaminor]

It does seem terribly inefficient. And rather tedious on their part. After all, it's a whip, not a weapon like Mjöllnir, and most creatures are resilient when it comes to flogging.

[scoffing]

Perhaps they have a ready supply of salt water with which to wash the wounds?

[filou]

You must consider this an opportunity, Leah! A chance to rise in the ranks of character hierarchy.

I believe they sell a serum that will help you in this endeavor in a Migardian shop known as Hot Topic.

[scoffing]

To what end? [ they don't have a purpose except for stroking the egos of those like Iron Man. ]

They sell such a thing? I had thought bathing in glitter would seem sufficient.

[filou]

Fame or infamy, I have heard. [ except Gollum ranked higher not cool man ]

It seems to be quite an intricate process from what I have gleamed. One must first devote themselves to the worship of the setting sun, before completing a pilgrimage of sorts to a local theatre.

[scoffing]

I will pass. [ it happens, horrifically enough. ]

It seems as if it is a complicated process that will result in little benefit for the followers. Pointless.

[ladying]

'tis perhaps a desirable quality, I am of the understanding that mortals place a high value on it in their literature.

[and also put it in high quality literature.]

[scoffing]

I have not made any attempts to familiarize myself with their literature. But Nightmare is not a mortal, nor is Daimon Hellstrom and it is irrelevant.

[ when did you get old and female. ]

[ladying]

I have heard such things only in passing, so I cannot speak for their validity. Whether you and that child have made poor enemies is little of my concern, merely I wished to offer whatever insights I was capable of in terms of motivations for such comments. These mundanes, they fancy wit where there is oft none. I find it is ever better to humor them only shortly until they are satisfied and then continue on with other unrelated matters.

[scoffing]

[ that... actually made sense you know what lady loki you might be better than your counterparts. ]

She seems relentless in her determination to return to me.

[ladying]

[/preens]

You would not find it a worthy distraction? Or is staying shut up in her mind without purpose truly a better alternative?

[thumbsize]

Is sparkling very important to your typist?

[scoffing]

No. She simply finds a similarity in habits amusing.

[thumbsize]

You're already lovely. Why would you need to sparkle?

[scoffing]

To 'further my resemblance to Edward Cullen'. Neither of us sleep, and we spend our time watching our associates.

[ though her's is through magic and not up close and personal. ]

[thumbsize]

Well that's a strange reason. What's wrong with you just being you?





...also, who is Edward Cullen?