on recent in-game developments...

[pranksterheir]

ok, john.
you can do this!
you've faced scarier things! you've been stabbed before, this is so not as scary as that!
... ok, so maybe it is, but you can still do it!
it's been over a week so hopefully she isn't mad anymore...
what if she's still mad?!
i should wait until i know she's not mad anymore.
but my mun said i was running out of time!
it's now or never!
but i don't know what to do.
auuuugh, what should i do!!!!!!!!
...
and mun? just because i'm worried about this doesn't mean i've forgotten the other stuff in the other game.
i only have one thing to say to you.
you are a huge witch!!!!!

Comments

[omniloathe]

Do you need more practice in being stabbed?

You know. Just to make sure you're ready.

[pranksterheir]

no thanks, i think i have been stabbed enough.

[omniloathe]

That sounds like a theory. We should test it. You know, for science or whatever.

[pranksterheir]

but i don't want to be stabbed...

[tipsygnostalgia]

shes not gonna b mad
chill john geez

[pranksterheir]

she was definitely mad. i could tell!

[tipsygnostalgia]

i dont think she was bro

[pranksterheir]

she made me come pick flowers and stuff with her.

[tipsygnostalgia]

so she was just triyn 2 spend timw w you?
*time

[pranksterheir]

to make it up to her.

[idiotbitches]

YOu COuLD DEFINITELY DO A LOT WORSE. THAN HAVING SOME STuPID BITCH. BE MAD AT YOu.
IF YOu NEED A LITTLE HELP. GETTING SOME FRESH PERSPECTIVE. I COuLD DEFINITELY PROVIDE.

[pranksterheir]

what kind of perspective...?

[idiotbitches]

YOu COuLD BE BRuTALLY GuNNED DOWN.
LIKE RIGHT NOW.
THIS VERY MOMENT.

[pranksterheir]

uh.
that is ok, i'll pass.

[idiotbitches]

IF MY MuN WASN'T SuCH A WuSS. FOR THE RECORD. I WOuLD HAVE ALREADY DONE IT. PROBABLY AFTER THAT FIRST "COuLD".
BECAuSE YOUR GLASSES. AND STuPID HORSE TEETH. REMIND ME OF THIS REALLY DuMB BITCH. I CANNOT FuCKING STAND.

[pranksterheir]

it wouldn't do anything anyway, i'd just come back.
who...?

[idiotbitches]

I MEAN. THE JANE HuMAN.
SHE'S ABOuT AS uGLY. AS SHE IS STuPID. WHICH SAYS A LOT. ABOuT HER INHERENT STuPIDITY. BECAuSE SHE IS REALLY. REALLY. FuCKING. HIDEOUS.
YOu COuLD LAND A PLANE. ON THOSE AIRSTRIPS SHE CALLS INCISORS.

[pranksterheir]

hey!!!
that is pretty much my mom you are talking about!!!!!

[idiotbitches]

THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. SINCE THE COMMENT REGARDING THOSE TuSKS OF HERS. WAS SOMETHING I THOuGHT OF. THE MOMENT I GOT FIRST GLANCE. OF YOuR STuPID uGLY PISSFACE.

[pranksterheir]

you are not very nice.

[heinouscrow]

woah easy man dont wanna get all spazzed out
looks like you stepped in one fine pile of dog doo doo right there
no amount of scrubbing is gonna get that stain off your fine footwear
even if you do the smell will still linger for at least another six months better to cut your losses now and find some new shoes
no christmas this year kids egberts gotta put all his hard earned cash towards a shiny new set of loafers

[pranksterheir]

this has nothing to do with dog doo doo or new shoes!

[heinouscrow]

relax man it was a figure of speech
no new pair of converse are getting prematurely soiled in canine excrement
so what sort of mess did you get yourself into this time?