abaxcity

[gleans]

I guess putting me out of my misery and knocking me out for the next couple days counts as a birthday present. Thanks for that.

- Galen

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[brolociraptor]

[ cackle ] Yeah yeah.

-- Wait, hallucinations? [ frysquint ]

[gleans]

[ ... BAD JOKE EELFACE. Then -- er. ]

Yeah, that's... over now.

[brolociraptor]

Uh... huh. Yeah, see, I don't believe you.

[ pause ] ... Dude but seriously, c'mon. You alright?

[gleans]

I'm fine now, man. Promise. At this rate, I'll be 100% by the time you get there. There was just some, like... uh. Fear gas shit.

[brolociraptor]

... Yeah, alright. [ HE'S WATCHING YOU ] Don't die or get possessed or what the fuck ever before I get to gaze into your sparkling blue orbs again.

I am so serenading you with the Biebs when I get there.

[gleans]

My sparkling orbs are hazel. You lose.

[brolociraptor]

I WAS BEING IRONIC OKAY

Also you're a fucking liar, this fanfic right here says your eyes are blue.

[gleans]

What're you even gonna do without your fanfic stash?

[brolociraptor]

[brolociraptor]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gleans]

Wwwwwwwelp.