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I guess putting me out of my misery and knocking me out for the next couple days counts as a birthday present. Thanks for that.

- Galen

GALEN. I'M MAKING CHRIS MAKE YOU A CAKE. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. YOU SHOULD HAVE CAKE STUFF.

BUT WHAT IF HE GETS HIS CAKEFACE IN MY CAKE?

He can't bake grumpy cakeface into a cake. That's just not possible. He has no Like Water For Chocolate powers.

If you're sure. Cuz I'd fuckin' love a birthday cake made by Chefstopher.

Totez sure. It's just cake, not Empatheticstopher cake. If that was a thing, I'd maybe give up baked goods for life.

As far as shitty powers go, that'd be a really shitty power.

Yeah, I don't know who has that power. Maybe Courtney's sparklepire, if he baked shit. But he doesn't. And probably not, anyway.