Heinoustuck!Dad (
fedoraquin) wrote in
dear_mun2012-11-16 01:59 pm
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Hahahaha forever homeless
A frightening man stands in a muse community. It just so happens that today, on this fine winter's day, is this frightening man's entry into musehood. Though it was months ago he was chosen to be a muse, it is only today that he will be given his own account.
You're not quite sure what your entry into musehood entails, but that isn't really your concern right now. Your main concern is finding your SON, whose celebrating his BIRTHDAY. As with any young man or woman who turns thirteen, it is also his EPOCH OF TRANSMUTATION. It's a really important part of life, though your son has been giving you much grief over the process. Really, once you get over the fact that you undergo a gruesome and painful transformation, it's actually not that bad. You don't know why your son is making a big deal about it.
Well, your new MUNDANE isn't planning on doing very much with you right now, so you have time to prepare some CAKES to entice your son to come out of hiding. You have already baked several for the occasion, but you can never go wrong with too many cakes.
You hope that nothing UNPRECIDENTED happens to interrupt this important ritual. As gentlemanly as you may pride yourself on being, you would much rather not have any RUFFIANS bother you or your son today or else you will have to DEAL WITH THEM.
You're not quite sure what your entry into musehood entails, but that isn't really your concern right now. Your main concern is finding your SON, whose celebrating his BIRTHDAY. As with any young man or woman who turns thirteen, it is also his EPOCH OF TRANSMUTATION. It's a really important part of life, though your son has been giving you much grief over the process. Really, once you get over the fact that you undergo a gruesome and painful transformation, it's actually not that bad. You don't know why your son is making a big deal about it.
Well, your new MUNDANE isn't planning on doing very much with you right now, so you have time to prepare some CAKES to entice your son to come out of hiding. You have already baked several for the occasion, but you can never go wrong with too many cakes.
You hope that nothing UNPRECIDENTED happens to interrupt this important ritual. As gentlemanly as you may pride yourself on being, you would much rather not have any RUFFIANS bother you or your son today or else you will have to DEAL WITH THEM.
