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Heeeeeey, mun! It's about time you let me 6race this dumb website with my presence.
I know you're fussin6 and meddlin6 with all the proddin6 and pokin6 you're doin6 to my AU (whatever that is, lol!) but don't you think it's better that people just come directly to the source? Who better equipped to clear up all the absurd confusion everyone's 6oin6 to have for...... some reason. You know, I really don't understand you weird hornless aliens!
Whatever. It doesn't hurt to 6et in early, riiiiii6ht? That's when all the juiciest zombies are around, hahahahahaha!
Anyway, let's make a deal. Track down Fussyfins for me and I 6uess I can find it within myself to continue keepin6 all the chumps around here in one piece.

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Hey, no 6ettin6 sad on me! >:(
And no bein6 down on yourself. Aradia hasn't ripped my face off yet, so I'd say you're doin6 a pretty 6oddamn great job! You have this quadrant nonsense down to an art.

Youre Right I Shouldnt Be Moping
Its Good To Know Im Capable Of Getting It Right
And Helping People
Thanks For Telling Me That

No problem.
I think your universe just needs to slow down and stop bein6 so insane. Your timeline in the problem, not you!

Its Sweet Of You To Say That
If I Wasnt Needed Here
Id Come Over And Live In Yours
If Thats Even Possible
Hmm
Although It Might Be Awkward Having Two Of Me Around

Maybe at first!
But the more the better. :)
Ur6h, my hive would never be messy a6ain, though......

Yes It Would Be An Absolute Tragedy
Thats Sarcasm By The Way
Its Something I Picked Up From The Aliens

Oh booooooy, alien sarcasm! Sounds like real headache to me.

Youre Laughing At Me Arent You

I would never lau6h at your misfortune!
(I was bein6 sarcastic about that, by the way.)

You Dont Always Have To Tip Your Hand You Know
Thats A Piece Of Advice The Alien Who Taught Me Offered
Although I Myself Havent Really Determined The Right Distance To Extend Fabrications Of Truth To In Order To Achieve Maximum Impact
Its Not Something That Comes Naturally To Me

...... riiiiii6ht.
Don't let these aliens take you in with all their mumbo-jumbo, Kanaya.
It's probably a ruse. I bet they don't even know what they're talkin6 about.

Yeah Maybe
Maybe Im Just Easily Swayed By A Certain Kind Of Character
Im Sure Your Kanaya Has Similar Susceptibilities If She Shares My Taste In Literature

Speaking Of That
What Do You Think Of Rainbow Drinkers

Swayed.
Huh.
Who's swaying you??????
And I 6uess rainbow drinkers are kind of cool! Much better than zombies, because I bet they'd have some class and wouldn't 6o strai6ht for my think pan.
Or throat. Whatever.

Id Rather Not Discuss That Actually
Its A Little Embarrassing

Yes I Should Hope They Have Some Degree Of Proper Etiquette
Rather Than Being Bloodthirsty Creatures In Search Of Hapless Victims To Wickedly Ravage As Stereotypes So Often Hold
Seeing As I Am Now One Myself

Oh......
Ok......

W6it wh6t the fuck Kanaya you're a wh6t??????

A Rainbow Drinker
I Know You Understood Me Clearly The First Time And Youre Only Asking Redundant Questions Because Youre Shocked
Its A Perfectly Reasonable Reaction
I Was Rather Taken Aback By It Myself

Wh6t the h6ll?
What th6 h6ll??????
Stop bein6 so c6lm as you tell me this! It's only makin6 my reaction seem more r6diculous!
Shiiiiiit. Are you ok?
Other than uh, d6ad??????
What happened? How the fuck, Kanaya?

Well
Im Dead
As You Succinctly Put It
If You Want To Know How It Happened Its A Really Lengthy Story
But Im Not Hurt In Any Way
In Fact This Is The Best Ive Ever Felt Other Than The Occasionally Inconvenient Craving For Fresh Blood Straight From The Source
So Really Theres Nothing To Panic About

Nothin6 to worry about? Nothin6 to w6rry ab6ut!?!?!?!?!?!?
I am s6rry (not r6ally) but it seems to me that s6mebody or someth6n6 has cause problems for my
Uhhhhhh
For y6u and you're not ev6n t6llin6 me the f6ll story! Sp6ll it, M6ryam. >:(

Okay You Should Calm Down
Even If Your Reaction Is Kind Of Touching
Calm Down And Ill Attempt An Abridged Version Of Events For You

I refuse.
You h6ar me? I R6FUSE.
I am 6oin6 to r6main perfectly NON-C6LM and you w6ll tell me anyw6y!!!!!!

Fine
Theres No Arguing With You In This State
It Went Like This Somewhat
A Group Of Twelve Including You Myself And Some Other Trolls I Assume You Would Know In Varying Capacities Such As Aradia
Embarked On A Mission To Save The Universe And Ensure The Survival Of Our Race
Along The Way One Of Our Members Made Some Bad And Selfish Decisions
Well Actually Many Of Us Did But His Were The Most Pertinent To Me Directly
He Chose To Oppose Us In The Hopes Of Winning The Favour Of An Enemy Who Was Trying To Kill Us
In The Process He Killed Me
Except Not Really
Since I Woke Up In My New Form A While Later
Thats The Gist Of It

...... who killed you, Kanaya?

His Names Eridan
Hes A Seadweller In My Universe But I Dont Know What Hed Be In Yours

Eridan? TH6T 6uy?
Ur6h. I have no idea who he is in my universe, but as soon as I find him
I'm 6oin6 to fuckin6 murder him.