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Heeeeeey, mun! It's about time you let me 6race this dumb website with my presence.
I know you're fussin6 and meddlin6 with all the proddin6 and pokin6 you're doin6 to my AU (whatever that is, lol!) but don't you think it's better that people just come directly to the source? Who better equipped to clear up all the absurd confusion everyone's 6oin6 to have for...... some reason. You know, I really don't understand you weird hornless aliens!
Whatever. It doesn't hurt to 6et in early, riiiiii6ht? That's when all the juiciest zombies are around, hahahahahaha!
Anyway, let's make a deal. Track down Fussyfins for me and I 6uess I can find it within myself to continue keepin6 all the chumps around here in one piece.

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wwell the game i was fuckin referring to wwas one of great importance
it also kept us from dyin wwith our wworld
also wwe didn't play childish games
it wwas flarp and other games
fef sort of helped too to keep her horrorbeast of a lusus under control wwith food of the fallen

Ooooooh. Yeah, I definitely know about thaaaaaat horrobeast! It's a 6ood thin6 that I'm makin6 di6usting rottin6 zombie dinners for it back in my universe, otherwise we'd all be completely fucked by now.
And I suppose Flarp isn't so bad!

i wwas thinkin that might be wwhat you did
its the same situation wwith us
you and i wwork together and split the loot of the trolls wwe defeat
and then fef gives the bodies to her lusus

That's not actually a bad arran6ement! I'm almost impressed.
Maybe this universe of yours isn't as abysmal as I first thou6ht.

last time i checked your horde of treasure wwas pretty big
anyway i wwas thinkin
wwhy dont wwe just make this simple and talk face to face?
it isn't like alternia wwhere wwere wworlds apart after all

[He has this weird cautious optimism, maybe he could make a friend. Granted she was Vriska but he could get over that.]

I don't know! Typin6 seems preeeeeetty simple if you ask me.
But if you want to, I 6uess I could spare some time. Just don't sin6 a6ain, ok?

i only sang because my mun wwouldnt shut up about it
but alright wwhat sort of place should wwe meet at since this place has everythin?

You only san6 because your mun knows you're a sucker and treats you like one!
How about a beach? That works for both of us, riiiiii6ht?

considerin the song wwas for alternate you wwould you really call me a sucker?
that sounds good i guess

[with that Eridan would wait on the shore of a beach for his blood-swapped acquaintance

[ Boop! And here's a very green Vriska, touching on twelve sweeps, and sporting a new, shiny roboarm. She's got her chainsaw slung over one shoulder as she glances around, seeking out new sea dwellers. ]

[well she was older than him but not by much, so it wouldn't be weird if they did for some random reason try to fill a quadrant. He would stand up and wave to her to get her attention forgetting he should probably be a little bit more hesitant with this meeting.]

[ She's used to sea dwellers, by this point, and so she doesn't flip out as gracelessly as she did around Kanaya for the first time. She lifts an arm, waving her chainsaw in as friendly a manner as one can wave a roaring chunk of tearing metal. ]

[Well she was being friendly, that was either a good or bad sign. Either way Eridan decided to walk over to her. He however had absolutely no clue what to say.]

Hee— [ Whoops, turning off the chainsaw and trying that again. ] Heeeeeey, Eridan. Sorry if I kept you waiting. You know how it is, so much to do, so little time!

It isn't a problem I wasn't waitin long. [He really couldn't help but smile.]

Beside that I was the one who suggested we meet in the first place.

Of course you were! I don't have the time to meeting up with every troll I speak to. [ Paaaaaause. ] Er, even if I guess that, technically, I do now. Being stuck in this place. Wow! This would probably be too much for somebody else to get used to.

Yeah but you do kind of adapt quickly.

[and then he actually paid attention to her mechanical arm.]

Like that new arm, the Vriska from my world lost an arm too but she got used to the new one Eq made her pretty quickly.

Oh, this thing? [ She holds it up like she COMPLETELY FORGOT IT WAS THERE HAHAHAahahaha oh god trauma. ] I barely even notice it anymore. For a guy who sweats as much as Equius, he sure did a good job with it. Basically impossible to tell the difference.

If you, uh. Ignore all the metal and stuff.

Yeah he knows how to do good work. I mean he made Aradia an entire robot body that worked pretty well.

[ Wait, what. ] ... since when was Aradia a robot? What the hell happened there!?

It's hard to keep track but I guess there were some issues with the version of you from my world and her. You used Sol to kill her, which just made her a ghost and then when the game I told you started she joined up with the robot my Vriska had Eq make her.

It's also part of the reason the Vriska from my world lost her arm.

I am six hundred percent certain I don't recall anything like that even vaguely happening. Wow. Woooooow. Your timeline is fucked up!

Yeah I think what started it was Vriska's treatment of Tavros. She always had a thing for pickin on him specifically but then she did somethin really uncalled for.

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