It's been a while

[caligulas_aquarium]

alright look wwe gotta talk an i knoww you probably think this is some sorta thank you note for the matesprit right

[...a thank you from Eridan Ampora is probably the last thing the mun would expect, for the record.]

WWRONG
so you can get those stupid thoughts outta your head i got some concerns to vvoice an youre for fuckin sure gonna sit dowwn shut up an listen
first of all i aint exactly all too happy seein you discussin said quadrant as some manner a dubious arrangement
i mean try as you might to puttin it dowwn to her just changin her mind but quite frankly i got no idea as to wwhy she WWOULD so if anythin happens im holdin you personally responsible
that or some a the other trolls havvin showwn up lately
speakin a wwhich you might be glad wwe got so many people here noww but i wwas FINE wwith there just bein eq an sol an fef for so long
granted i still hated havvin those twwo hivvemates a mine around either but at least they shut their fuckin traps an kept outta my business
theres been a lotta talk from wwhat i can see regardin certain evvents in the past knowwn or not to all those discussin em an im not happy about it if this interferes wwith any a my personal affairs theres gonna be hell to pay
especially certain blackmail prone indivviduals wwho dont knoww howw to take no for an answwer an keep out of a guys business findin out
if that happens im done i dont evven care ill livve in that dismal toxic excuse for an ocean if i gotta
plus you gotta get around to lettin me teach that infuriatin dead alternate heiress a lesson she talks wway too much shit for my likin
i cant stand her
pretty sure she cant stand me either

shame you couldnt make THAT go somewwhere

[...]

wwhat the fuck do you mean shes too old

[:|]

Comments

[tinfoil_angel]

You have a lot to learn about relationships.

[Karl thought this guy was volatile but he couldn't really bring himself to totally hate him given the people he was friends with.]

As for Meenah, she existed before your universe even began. So she's old enough to by your ancestor's ancestor at the very least.

[tipsygnostalgia]

u know i was gonna complain @ the same thing but then i saw this so
theyre a pair of conspiracy theorists and meddlers thats what they are

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah i mean just cause they didnt PLAN it happenin suddenly means it wwont wwork out or somethin
thats as awwful reasonin as i evver came across

[tipsygnostalgia]

maybe theyre just worried they have no actual control over us
or is that just me
i get that a lot

[caligulas_aquarium]

maybe
guess wwe just cant be tamed

[tipsygnostalgia]

what is even the fuss
i mean out of everyone if ur gonna get a human gf it may as be the BEST one right
and lets face it
i am p much the best there is suckas

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey i aint doubtin that
if you ask me this is just a load of unnecessary grief designed to sabotage evverythin
wwell i aint havvin it you knoww
im just not gonna pay no attention to them an evverythin wwill wwork out FINE an the jokell be on THEM not us

[tipsygnostalgia]

see thats the spirit!
i mean its bad enough everyone else wantin to break it up
like oh maaaaaan sort of sick of talking about it tbh
but its ok
we can prove them wrong
then commission a huge flying banner
lol u know like those ones that get flown about by planes
and it wil be huge + sparkly and just say
FUCK YOU™
or somethin idk

[caligulas_aquarium]

trust me im about as sick a hearin about it as you are
bastards didnt evven havve the decency to act wwhere i cant see em
thats the sorta thing that gets a troll killed
gotta covver your tracks you knoww

[hint hint losing his goddamned patience with these people.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

hey if im not allowed to kill anyone that means ur not either
even if for totes different reasons

[Should have been able to punch a magic hole through Meenah tbh. And another tyrian goes dooooown..]

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwho says youre not allowwed to kill people
i sure didnt
wwho is it anywway is it meen

[tipsygnostalgia]

fuckin piece of trash peixes trying to stab me so i wanted to just like
i dunno
shoot a hole in her a guess
but apparently solluxs gonna come stop that from happening
even tho she deserves it
:(

[caligulas_aquarium]

[single tear........HE IS SO PROUD OF U..........]

i dont get wwhats wwith sol lately
guy just keeps tryina keep evveryone from bein at each others throats all the time its annoyin
i mean kar tried that before it just didnt wwork out an a buncha people died
thank fuck exsiliums larger than that piece of shit meteor or else id be gone already
nope myself all the wway to another fuckin game through sheer force a wwill

HOW DID I ONLY JUST FIND THIS...

[speakveryclearly]

Blackmail
How Dare You So Misrepresent Me

Its Flagrant Bribery

i completely forgot about this post until i saw you commented on it whoops

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwho givves a flyin fuck wwhat its called its dirty underhanded tactics inconvveniencin me is wwhat it is

[speakveryclearly]

[What's... with that icon Eridan-kun it looks caliginous]

Convincing You To Let Me Make You Clothing Is In Fact Conveniencing You
I Dont Think Youd Enjoy Seeing What Inconveniencing You Looks Like

[caligulas_aquarium]

[no stop kanaya we are not the animez here]

couldnt you havve just made the suit minus all this fussin about i mean seriously
wwhy do you gotta make evverythin difficult

[speakveryclearly]

[TSUNDERE]

Weve Been Over Whos Making What Difficult
I Think You Will Find That When It Comes To Fussing I Am The Most Indefatigable There Is

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell ivve spent near nine months fuss free an its been pretty alright
it aint necessary

[speakveryclearly]

Really
Nothing Went Wrong
No Fights You Wish Hadnt Happened
Not Anything Of That Nature

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell uh





i didnt regret em at least
wwell
maybe that one time wwith rox but in all fairness that wwas pretty much your fault anywway

[speakveryclearly]

Does My Fault Here Mean "It Happened Because Of Something I Did" Or "It Happened Because Im Here And You Arbitrarily Hate Me By Association With My Alternate"

[caligulas_aquarium]

does it matter

[speakveryclearly]

Yes
Because One Of Those Means Its My Fault And The Other Most Certainly Does Not

[caligulas_aquarium]

ok
wwell in wwhich case its totally the one wwhere its your fault