workin' on an app; the old lady is grumpy as usual

[ibarakasen]

... You're doing what now? Somewhere else?

Haven't you had enough of playing with my life yet? Look at the mess I'm in on that stupid island, Mundane. Another place is not going to help. No, I don't care it'll be easier for me to hide what I 'really' am there. Your whims are childish and stupid and I really don't think you're the kind of person that should be so in charge of another's fate like this, since you obviously only do things for your own personal amusement. That's only scratching the top of exactly what I really want to say to you regarding all this, but you're not even going to listen so it's just going to be a waste.

And no, I don't care Komachi is there, either. That was a mess, and I can't believe you are willingly going to go back into it. [Oh dear, that sounded like a lump in the throat she was trying to swallow past. Someone misses their girlfriend~]

I'm too old for this. [Grump grump grump.]

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[wickedthiswaycomes]

Just remember that you said it and not me, dear. [ the 'too old' part. ]

[ibarakasen]

... Oh it's the hermit Hell actually tried to kill.

They haven't gotten you yet?

[wickedthiswaycomes]

You're happy to see me, I take it.

[ibarakasen]

You're overly cheerful for responding to someone in as bad of a mood as me, which means you're making fun of me.

Go somewhere else.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

No, no. Going to a game where all is provided for and one has a family...? I am deeply sympathetic to your grievances, you know.

[ibarakasen]

... Now you're just being obnoxious.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

But it is true...!

[ibarakasen]

Somehow, I can't believe that. Stop lying, it just makes you look worse.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

It's as if you have no appreciation for what is given to you...! What a hermit you are...

[ibarakasen]

Why would you hang onto connections to that, anyway? It just makes it easier for Hell to find you.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

This is not about me, dear.

[ibarakasen]

It is now.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

I'm not the one complaining about being thrust into what could only be defined as an all-paid-for vacation.

[ibarakasen]

Having such a materialistic desire. Isn't that unbecoming of a hermit?

I'd rather go back to living alone on my mountain. And never having to deal with what is coming.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

[ Looks up. Smiiile. Floating right up to you. ] Maa, what wouldn't someone just give up or forsake for an opportunity like that?

[ibarakasen]

That's up to the individual. Not up to me. I will continue to resent this decision and wish for a return to a normal life. My normal life. Not someone else's pretend fantasy life.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

The outcome should be fascinating.

[ibarakasen]

Not any more fascinating than the creative ways the Yama will figure out what to do with you.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

[ Waves a dismissive hand. ] I'm sure you'll do just fine.

[ibarakasen]

You're right. Especially comparatively.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

That's the spirit. [ Have a head pat maybe? ]

[ibarakasen]

... Right.

[How about no, don't touch anywhere near her horns, lady :|]

[wickedthiswaycomes]

[ Darn. ]

Do say hi to the shinigami and Yama for me.

[ibarakasen]

I will. And point them to your last known location, while I'm at it.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Ah, how cruel...!