because one space badass isn't enough ink_city possible spoils in comments.

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So you must be under the impression that I'm glad to be here.

Guess again, sugar.

If you think switching me out into this ink spattered wasteland is going to be your idea of fun and my idea of "therapeutic" then you have another thing coming.

I have to be back by opening, and make sure I get my share of "Chutes and Ladders" out of Candyland while I'm at it, so unless you know how to rewrite code, then I will be going nowhere.

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have a jerkass-flavored jerkass because candy-flavored jerkass is still in the works

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Pssh, players don't know anything about code! Programmers do, DUH.

Well, programmers and me. Maybe I could... teach ya a thing or two~?

[Hey Calhoun, this cocky 80s brat has no idea who you are yet, he just thinks you're hot. And at this point he's only been learning code a couple of weeks.]

WITH PLEASURE.

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[ son, you have made eyes at the wrong sergeant. ]

Programmers are just players that like to know how things work.

I can deal with my difficulty programming just fine, but thanks for the offer shortstop.

oops sorry for threadjacking

[honey_glow]

[Have a VERY STERN LOOK, TURBO.]

Ahem, that is my wife you are speaking so ... so inappropriately to.

never be sorry. also 1/2

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... Your...

What.

2/2

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.... PFFFFHAHAHAHAHA!
Nice freakin' TRY, Fix-It! As if a total SMOKIN' FINE babe like that would ever even tell a GRADE-A DORK like you your STUPID HAT'S ON BACKWARDS!

[He's just laughing it up because there's no way Felix is actually serious, right? ... Right?]

1/2

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[ There's this thing that comes with being 'high definition' as Felix calls it; Calhoun just calls it being tall. She'll be using it to her advantage riiiight about now. ]

You know, shortstop, you're right. I wouldn't. In fact---

2/2 threadjacking the threadjack mwaha

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I'd fix it for him.

[ That was horrible, Calhoun and you know it. So horrible. ]

ahsjdlfkgkh you're both. just wonderful. and 1/2 again gosh

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AHAHAHA... HAHA... HA... ha... ha...

... You're actually serious.

[Well fuck him sideways.]

2/2

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DAAAANG, FIX-IT! Not only SCORIN' such an explosive piece of hot stuff but puttin' a ring on it too? Maybe you're not as much of total dweebcake as I thought!
Maybe ya could... yaknow, hook me up with one of her knockout friends? Not like any killer chick wouldn't cream her pixels just to get near me, but... C'mon, we're bros, right? Our games WERE right next to each other!

[honey_glow]

[oh my LAND SUCH SCANDALOUS LANGUAGE, TURBO. Felix is very, very cross with you right now despite me not having any good angry icons for him whoops]

You apologize to her right this instant, Turbo! I will not stand for such awful language directed at people I love.

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[Turbo scoffs.]

What "language"? Jeez, Fix-It, you of ALL people with your lame goody two-shoes lingo should know we're not PROGRAMMED to say that kinda stuff!

[Damn if he doesn't get as close as he can, though.]

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Can't imagine if you were, you'd might have actually had a chance with one of my 'knock-out' friends.

[ Which she has none of, by the way. ]