About that whole 'let's join a new game' idea.

[driftlock]

Listen, 'mun'. 

[Mun = short word for sadist, obviously.]

Going to say this once, so listen up.

Saw what you did to the last mech you brought to that 'Nautilus' place.

....

NO.

[They are currently importing 'hell no' from the far corners of the galaxy for this, mun.]

Comments

[knightoflight]

[Just....laughing. Forever.]

[driftlock]

....what.

[Frag. You. Of all the people Deadlock did not want to see.]

[knightoflight]

I think you'd make an adorable kitty, Drift.

[driftlock]

Didn't ask you.

And that's not my name.

[knightoflight]

You didn't technically 'ask' anyone. I'm just providing my opinion as a free citizen.

It's not that horrible to be considered 'cute', is it?

[Because you are, you grumpy little robot, you.]

Isn't it?

[driftlock]

Keep your opinion to yourself.

Hnh. Like I'd give you my real name.

[keytars]

But that's cute! Why wouldn't you wanna go?

[driftlock]

Do I look 'cute' to you?

[Deadlock asks dumb questions 2012]

[keytars]

Well, not right now!

But you don't have to be so defensive about it! Besides, just because that happened to the last one in - whatever place that is, doesn't mean it'll happen to you!

[kimber makes equally dumb points 2012.]

[driftlock]

Not ever.

[Not if he has anything to say about it.]

No. The mun'll probably think of something worse.

[keytars]

Like what? 'Cause if being drawn as something fluffy is a dealbreaker, then...

[driftlock]

Oh right. Like you'd be okay with that happening to you?

[keytars]

It'd be cute!

is it sad that he missed this?

[driftlock]

Good. Then you go to this place and let them do that to you.

no. it's okay, i won't tell.

[keytars]

Fine! Maybe I will! [let's not get too ahead of ourselves, kimber.]

...Where is this place, anyway? What's "Nautilus?"

[driftlock]

...you never listen to me.

Trust me, this place is bad. At least in Sacrosanct we fraggin' knew who the enemy was.

[..hypatia he still hates you so much]

[keytars]

You know, I think you'd just say it was bad wherever you went. You could be going to Disneyland, and it'd be the worst thing in the world.

[driftlock]

[Give him a klik while he looks up Disneyland.]

...[Oh, how interesting that you humans have whole fake cities that exist solely to torture Deadlock.]

[He narrows his optics.] This some sort of weird reverse psychology where this Nautilus place won't look as bad?

[keytars]

Huh?

[wow. way to give her entirely too much credit.]

No, I was just making a point! You really could go somewhere super happy and still be miserable.

[seekerfemme]

So angry. Be careful, you might break something~

[driftlock]

That's the idea.

[seekerfemme]

I suppose breaking things is good stress relief.