Worst best friends @ sirenspull

[phazeandblood]

NO, IT WASN'T JUST A FUCKING "PHASE" THAT'S GOING TO GO AWAY ANYTIME SOON AND I HAVE LOST THE LAST FUCK TO GIVE.
SOLLUX IS A FUCKING PRICK AND HIM AND DAVE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS FOR ALL I CARE, I'M GETTING MYSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND WHO'S NOT AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK.
WHERE THE FUCK IS ERIDAN?
APPS ARE STILL OPEN UNTIL THE 15TH RIGHT?
FIND ME AN ERIDAN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND, HE'S MY NEW BEST FRIEND THE MOMENT HE STEPS INTO SIREN'S PORT BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THAT BIPOLAR FUCKTARD'S BULLSHIT MOODSWINGS AND REFUSAL TO TALK ABOUT EVEN THE SIMPLIEST THINGS WITHOUT THROWING A BITCHFIT OVER IT AND BEING NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMNED BULGELICKING DOUCHEBAG.

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I'll try! :9

[consider8]

I suppose it hasn't occured to you that I'm okay with my think pan the way it is?

B)

[renaissance_ninja]

No wonder English was giving you the eyebrows.
Damn, I mean your combined thoughts would be filthier than the patty grill at Wendy's.

[consider8]

I never said I couldn't 8e interested in him. Far from it.

Rather, it would not have 8een the 8est decision to pursue, since it would mean forgoing the session he was a8out to undertake.

That, and to give you the opportunity to play your hand with him. Though your irony may deceive some, I can tell that the feelings you har8or are also sincere and worthy of the chance to 8loom.

[renaissance_ninja]

[Ugh, why'd you have to bring up Jake? Dirk's had to deal in silence and solitude, with the fact that he missed his one chance to pursue anything. He's not in the session and nor is Jake, things in Sirens Port are hella different. SO here goes a subject change.]

All that aside, is your Vantas as much of a blast as this one?

[consider8]

[Nnnnooooting.]

You might think so.







8ut you'd pro8a8ly 8e the only person that would.

[renaissance_ninja]

Its wouldn't be the first time I'm the only one fighting a one sided battle.

I'll keep my eyes peeled for him, what's him name anyway?

[consider8]

Well, if you're sure........

His name is Kankri Vantas.

[renaissance_ninja]

Kankri Vantas.
Alright. I'll keep an eye out for the squirt.
It seems that the Vantas breed of troll have an affinity for me, so I have a feeling it could a fine encounter.

[consider8]

Yet, it would seem so. Though if I'm honest I'm not assured that these encounters are entirely accidental.

[phazeandblood]

DO NOT GET ME STARTED ABOUT HER VANTAS.
HE CAN GO ON FOR HOURS ABOUT SOCIAL JUSTICE AND TRIGGER WARNINGS.
SOMEONE USES ANY TYPE OF OFFENSIVE SLUR AND HE APPEARS *OUT OF FUCKING NO WHERE BLOWING A WHISTLE* AND PROCEEDS TO LECTURE WHY IT WAS OFFENSIVE AND COULD POSSIBLY TRIGGER SOMEONE.

[renaissance_ninja]

Sounds like a hoot.
Lets test your theory shall we?
All I have to do is say some kind of social, sexist or cultural slur and he'll pop up faster than a boner in a smuppet factory?