Mun is crazy!

[mera_mera_ace]

Dearest Mundane....may I ask why in the six levels of Impel Down have you done this to ME! I'm a guy!!!!! Not a girl. I do not like this, nope not at all....okay so maybe I like it a little bit but that's beside the point.

Okay fine, we'll play it your way for a little bit, let's see if anyone is game. If not I politely request you return me to my previous form for the duration of my time inside your head.


(So yes...Portgas D. Ace...is now Anne. She's not too happy about it but well, she'll get over it. Have fun with her, she's still Ace. Just female!)

Comments

[thatched]

Yeah. She doesn't want to catch me. So don't be doing anything stupid, Marco.

[Or he'll kick your feathery ass. He swears he will]

[fierybluebird]

Fine. I'll keep your ass to myself.

[.... :| That's not even double entendre Marco.]

[mera_mera_ace]

I always knew you two were gay. [this is said with much disappointment and a small sigh as she crosses her arms lightly.]

[thatched]

[Wait what?]

Wait what?

Hold the crazy boat. [Struggles to try and get off Marco's shoulder]

If anyone is getting any ass around here it's me. And Ace, you're young yet, but let me give you some advice. [jabs a finger in your direction]

Any ass you can get in these seas is worth getting. If you're going to be picky you're going to die unsatisfied.

[fierybluebird]

Who said anything about gay?

I just like seeing him flail like this. [Points to the squirming Thatch on his shoulder.]

[mera_mera_ace]

So Thatch is a man-whore and Marco just likes to play with people...alright, good to know!

[thatched]

[Thatch a manwhore? Please, Marco gets more tail than any pirate in any game ever]

I'm proud to be a manwhore and unlike the present company I actually get some.

[Struggle struggle.] Put me down, clucky! [Attempt to knee Marco in the sternum]

[fierybluebird]

[It's true, but Marco has an actual tail so ha.]

I can get laid without your help! Stop fussing and just enjoy being played with.

[This is so messed up.]

[thatched]

You couldn't get laid in a bed.

[And never! even though that does sound kinda hot and he will continue to struggle]

A little help, Ace?

[mera_mera_ace]

Why should I help?? All you want to do is grope me. Besides, I get more sex then either of you.

[fierybluebird]

Thatch, I to--

Wait.

Wait.

Ace?! What? Who? Why? We have to meet them! [And threaten them make sure they understand about overprotective big brothers.]

[thatched]

Oh really? [Distraction get]

Who?

And your right hand doesn't count!

[mera_mera_ace]

I'm not stupid enough to tell you but suffice it to say I am more then satisfied. And as for right hands, you do realize yours doesn't count either, right Thatch?

[thatched]

Sure it does. I share it liberally. And, hey, sometimes I even use my left. -eyebrow wiggle-

[fierybluebird]

Talk to me when you can use your feet too.

I'm pretty sure I get laid more than both of you, but you can keep on thinking what you want.

[mera_mera_ace]

Feet, hands, mouth...abs....left knee....now I guess tits if I run into a certain someone....plus the general equipment...

[turns to Marco]

Well you are older then me, but I've been around quite a bit for my age.

[thatched]

You're both dreamers. Nope. I'm pretty sure I'm the only experienced man in this joint.

[fierybluebird]

Ace, you're worrying me.

Thatch, I'd introduce you to my hot girlfriend, but you might try to steal her, so go on and think what you want, eh.

[mera_mera_ace]

Well I'm sleeping regularly with a marine...so you really don't have to worry so much. [instantly covers mouth with hand, omg totally said that out loud.....]

[thatched]

A marine? Who is this bastard? I'll kill him!

[fierybluebird]

What Thatch said.

Ace, that's really dangerous.

[mera_mera_ace]

No, he's cool. No worries!

[thatched]

If by 'cool' you mean doesn't hunt pirates, has no interest in hunting pirates and isn't risking his neck by fraternizing with a pirate then I'll stop worrying.

[fierybluebird]

I won't. If he's so cool how come you felt you had to hide him from us?

[mera_mera_ace]

Oh hey, Um I just remembered I have to go do this thing....and yeah...[will be trying to leave]