Voice testing... tldr mun is a masochist.

[deusexyandere]

Mun... this is a really, really bad idea.

[ DEAD END -- DEAD END -- DEAD END ]

Comments

[aceshigh_dealwithit]

Thop bein sush a baby!

[ 1/2 ]

[deusexyandere]

[ Ooooone second Chelsea... ]

[deusexyandere]

[ Okay, she's safe... for now. ]

It's not me I'm weird about.

[aceshigh_dealwithit]

Well you're ofer there just hidin under your blankey. If ith sush a bad idea, then dun do it! Ith that easy!

[[God, that lisp.]]

[mistaken_for_monster]

Somehow, I get the feeling most muns thrive on bad ideas.

[Seems to be looking over his shoulders a lot.]

(frozen comment) [ 1/2 ... again. ]

[deusexyandere]

[ Because she doesn't discriminate based on gender... ]

[deusexyandere]

I really don't think mine knows what he's getting to.

[mistaken_for_monster]

Right... so you're saying he didn't come up with some crazy idea that might potentially scar, horrify and OR end with people getting mutilated with blood and gore painting the walls like a Mona Lisa of death.

[Sarcasm. His voice is thick with it.]

[knightofsix]

What's so bad?

[ She doesn't mean to sound completely disinterested in his plight. ]

[ 1/2 ... seeing a pattern yet? ]

[deusexyandere]

[ ... this one even looks like a young, blonde Minene. ]

[ 2/2 ]

[deusexyandere]

N-nothing.

[ Except that the person he loves is an omnicidal yandere with an absolutely legendary jealousy streak. He really wants to see something other than a gory mess after first arriving in this new world. ]

[knightofsix]

Doesn't sound like nothing.

[ Lazily regarding him. ] You used 'really' twice.

[obsessing]

Yukki. What's a bad idea? Is your mundane not treating you well?

[ Because there are ways to get around that, you know. ]

[deusexyandere]

[ Aaaaaand there she is. All those other girls ITT... run. ]

Y-Yuno... [ He doesn't see you in forever and the first thing you talk about is killing his mundane... yep, that's Yuno. ] That's probably not a good idea.

[obsessing]

And why not, Yukki? Don't you want to be with me forever?

[ Her eyes are wide in surprise, and she smiles, grabbing Yukiteru's hands, smiling. ]

After all, I want to be with you, Yukki. I love you.

[ladyofrivendell]

Can you not find some good in it?

[deusexyandere]

I can, but... well... Yuno's really protective of me.

[ Understatement of the millennium. ]

[ladyofrivendell]

Is that not a good thing? Lovers are oft protective of one another. Even after two thousand years, my lord husband is protective of me.

[laughingalltheway]

[ This guy is very dangerous, Yukiteru's random diary should be freaking out right about now. ]

Oh, no, see, I can think of so, so many worse ideas, you know.

You're not trying hard enough at all, oh no.

[deusexyandere]

[ ... welp, just when he thought he couldn't meet anyone scarier than who he's already met... ]

You don't know what Yuno's like.

[prayed]

Sure. Why d'ya think they're doing it?

[ 1/2 ]

[deusexyandere]

[ ... one second, Kyoko. Force of habit whenever a girl around his age starts talking to him. ]

[deusexyandere]

[ ... okay, she's safe. For now. Because, you know, he already has enough on his conscience right now. ]

They... want us to be together again.

[redlikeflowers]

You could say that about most ideas they get.

[deusexyandere]

[ ... Oh, no. G-give him a second here, Tsubaki; he needs to make sure Yuno flip the fuck out if she finds out about this. He whips out his future diary, almost panicking. Okay... okay, she's safe. For now. ]

Tsubaki... are you...? [ Good God this is awkward. He felt really bad for her, up until she sicked her cult on Yuno. Now he's unsure what to think of her at all, even if this isn't the Tsubaki he thinks it is. ]

... Why, what is yours doing with you?