What the hell's an Arcanarum, anyway?

[puppyface]

 I mean, I know that maybe it kind of looks like I like getting in trouble, but that's not true, okay?

This really doesn't sound like fun, and my mun's a bigger asshole than Jackson if he thinks it's funny.

Wait- why do I have to be Balto, anyway? I'm not a dog! Seriously, the dog jokes aren't even funny anymore, cut it out!

Man, the only good part about this is at least you made sure Stiles was there first. 

You wouldn't want me there all alone, right, dude? 

-Scott

P.S. trying to get me roomed with Derek? Seriously not cool.

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[hypercompetent]

Balto is literally the most perfect denizen I've ever heard of in my entire life.

ehehhee

[hypercompetent]

--[wait.]

Scott! Oh my god you have no idea how awesome this is. I mean. How terrible it is, it's really awful that you're probably going to get kidnapped to Fairy Tale Hell too, but at least we're stuck in it together. Think Harris' detention plus magic and werewolves who are ten times more threatening than you and furry-mc-alphas-a-lot.

[BREATHES.]

But, hey, could be worse.

You're a jerk.

[puppyface]

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8(

[puppyface]

Dude, the only way it could be worse if there were people getting killed again. And we already had like, 8 murders in the past few months?

I just wanna stay home and practice laX.

you love me <3

[hypercompetent]

....Well--no one's died that I know of? [:D?]

What does that have to do with anything?

[puppyface]

That you know of?!

Everything. owo

[hypercompetent]

Dude, I just got there too!

[He runs a hand over his hair.]

...Okay, there's been some things, but get this--the people who die? Come back to life. Like nothing even happened. It's like Deaton level magic on steroids.

B((((

[puppyface]

That's...

[wait...]

...Is that.. a good thing or a bad thing?

<3

[hypercompetent]

I'll tell you when I figure it out.

[puppyface]

...Would we come back if we died...?

[hypercompetent]

Probably? You know what, I don't want to think about it. I've come close to death more times in the past like six months than I have in my entire frickin' life. I am not about to Go Gently Into That Good Night.

[Sigh.]

...either way, I'm glad you're coming, man.

[puppyface]

Dude.

[He puts a hand on Stiles's shoulder.]

I'd never make you do anything like that alone. Ever.

[triskeles]

[ Flat look. ]

As if I'm looking forward to it, either.

[puppyface]

Did they make your denizen Airbud or something?

[triskeles]

No.

[puppyface]

It was a joke.

...But no, really, who is it? it can't be worse than Balto, right?

[triskeles]

[ Cocks an eyebrow in a sort of 'no shit' look. ]

... in what terms are we gauging the levels of awful, exactly?

[puppyface]

I mean, they probably at least gave you a prince instead of a dog. Man. Why couldn't I be like, Flynn Rider or Robin Hood or Dick Greyson-Batman? At least that would be cool.

...You're not batman, right?

[triskeles]

... you're partially right. But Allison would make a better Robin Hood than you would, and I think they realized that fact.

[ A beat, and the browquirk gets a little amused. ]

I'm not Batman.

[puppyface]

Hey, she would---

...Okay she would.

[He quirks a little smile before snapping out of it.]

Oh, you're not? Good. I mean, I know you have the best car but then that just wouldn't even be fair. You'd be Bruce Wayne batman, though, not Dick Greyson.

[triskeles]

She definitely would.

Are you saying that because it actually fits or because you'd sulk over someone else being Dick Greyson's Batman?

[puppyface]

Dude, the amount of time you spend pouting alone in your house is just like Bruce at the bat cave, come on. It'd be perfect!

...Wait, what do you know about batman?

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[hypercompetent]

[LMAO GOOD ONE, LAUGHING IN THE BACKGROUND]

HIGHFIVE

[puppyface]

[AREN'T YOU PROUD]

sigh

[triskeles]

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