What the hell's an Arcanarum, anyway?

[puppyface]

 I mean, I know that maybe it kind of looks like I like getting in trouble, but that's not true, okay?

This really doesn't sound like fun, and my mun's a bigger asshole than Jackson if he thinks it's funny.

Wait- why do I have to be Balto, anyway? I'm not a dog! Seriously, the dog jokes aren't even funny anymore, cut it out!

Man, the only good part about this is at least you made sure Stiles was there first. 

You wouldn't want me there all alone, right, dude? 

-Scott

P.S. trying to get me roomed with Derek? Seriously not cool.