Voice test, canon: Kamisama Kiss

[kitsune_servant]

I'm not sure what you're playing at girl, but I'll remind you that I have a duty to keep Nanami safe. If left out of my sight for too long that fool will get herself killed. I don't have time to play with you here!

Now unless you want to be on the menu for dinner tonight, I suggest you back off!

Comments

[exoticpetslayer]

We think you can do with a better threat than that, boy.

[kitsune_servant]

A better threat? Boy?

Who do you think you're talking to little girl? It's a good enough threat for the nuisance in my life, I don't need a better one, they're not deserving of one.

[exoticpetslayer]

[ She waves a finger. ] Ah-ah. We give you a Zero out of ten.

[oinarikami]

[And now, a golden kitsune laughing a raspy laugh at the man.]

Eeeh, you're watching out for a master, are you?

[kitsune_servant]

I don't care what you think, this has nothing to do with you.

[exoticpetslayer]

Tell me, what would your mundane taste like?

1/2

[kitsune_servant]

...

2/2

[kitsune_servant]

Of course. It is an honor to be a shine familiar and serve a god. It is only proper to watch out for her and serve my duty well.

[kitsune_servant]

That depends on what I'm feeling like. I could make her into anything, a rabbit, a turtle, an ostrich, perhaps a cow, a pig, a chicken? Maybe a salmon.

Oh! Swordfish might be nice, it would be a rare treat.

[oinarikami]

[Ears perk up at this and damn if that muzzle isn't smiling.]

What a good familiar you are! You must save your master a great deal of trouble. Ah, the pleasure of being of service when you're young~
Kekekekeke.

[exoticpetslayer]

Zero out of ten, once again. We did mean metaphorically.

[kitsune_servant]

I mean literally. Why would I talk about the metaphorical when I'm considering dinner?

[exoticpetslayer]

What an childish question.

[kitsune_servant]

It is only to be expected, any thing less than stellar would mean I was unfit for my position.

[He really really wants to just reach out and trip that smile off.]

But I wouldn't call myself "young", it implies someone who is still learning and unfamiliar with the world.

[kitsune_servant]

Who the hell are you and what do you want?

[exoticpetslayer]

We wish to feel your ears.

[oinarikami]

[There's a pause, a head tilt and then the other kitsune sighs out.]

Well it's no good if you're going to take it that seriously.

[You other foxes are such sticks in the mud once you get tamed. Then you can't even be teased properly!]

So what sort of god do you guard then? An inari? Or have you been bound by another?

[kitsune_servant]

Don't touch me.

[exoticpetslayer]

Not you. Your ears.

[kitsune_servant]

[He has to take it seriously, otherwise his rage and tsundere nature would get the better of him.]

She is a land god, though she's human....

Stupid Mikage....

[kitsune_servant]

My ears are part of me so the sentiment still stays.

[exoticpetslayer]

No, they are not. You are still thinking much too literal.

[oinarikami]

... A human land god?

[Okay, the fox is interested again. This wasn't something it had ever heard of before.]

[kitsune_servant]

How in any sense are my ears not a part of me!?

[kitsune_servant]

Yes.... Mikage, the land god before gave her his blessing so....

Well like it or not she has taken his place as the current land god.