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[c01110101testbug]

Really? You're putting me in a game? But you only saw the movie last night and -- aw, who cares? I get a new game! Am I gonna get to race? Can I get a car? Is there a track and a bakery and can glitches come in?? This is͉ s͙͈ͦo͚̭͖͌͂ͦ̍̀͞ ̡̛̰̱̰̗̺̺͖̳̬̇ẹ̖̜͐̆ͫ̎ͭͬ̓͡x̔͠͏̣̤̱͎c̟̜̃ͨ̊̓ͨͦ͠i̡̝̣̯̹̭̯̦̬̬̣̗͙̪͙͉͍ͤ̔͌͂̍̒ͧͭ͑ͯ͛̀͞͞͞t̶̵̢͉̥͚̺̥̤̻̙̥̳̥̲̍ͩ͋̍̐̒̅̂͌̈̃͐ͬ̎̍ͨ̀̚͠i̧͛̃̈́ͥ̃͒̍ͮ̊̅̌̚͏̭̹̯̥̝̝̱͕͎͙͓͟͡n̖͕̣̺͉͚̦̱͔̟̰͒͌ͬ̃̀ͭ͑̅̒̐ͣͣ͗̀͑̎̓̃́͟͝ͅͅḡ̶̷̢̟̼͉̪̼̈͗͂ͦ̾̄!̸̺͉̯̠̳̫̳̤̻̝͖̲̬̼̼̭ͤ̈́̓͐͒ͥ̔ͤ̃͑ͣ̄̕͜͝!̳̝̙͖̗̹̠͉͎̳̤̭̳͈͚͊̓͗͑̌̃̒ͭͩ̍̂ͥ̊ͫ̌̓̋̕͢

Comments

[biwinning]

...yeah that'2 not weiird at all.

[c01110101testbug]

Nobody asked you.

[biwinning]

no one had two.
what'2 up wiith the text.

[c01110101testbug]

You mean my text? You're the one who can't spell.

[biwinning]

ii can 2pell fiine thank2.
at lea2t ii know how two u2e a computer wiithout fuckiing up a 2entence wiith 2ome weiird gliitch.

[automobile_enthusiast]

Did someone say 'race'?

[c01110101testbug]

You bet ʎour molas̷s̸e͘s I did! Why? You got a car?

[c01110101testbug]

"zome weerd gleetch"? You talk wǝird. Are you a bootleg?

[automobile_enthusiast]

Oh darling, darling. Do I have a car?

I am a car.

[thatsvexing]

...Very interesting.

Had to since this is how she normally talks xD

[any_sane_adventurer]

W̺̥͍̳̑̽e͍̥̫̲̱̼̻ͣ͗̋ͩl̞̯̝̩̘ͤͩͪľ ̘̗̫̬͈̘̤ͫͫa̫̠͇̪̎̉r̅͐e̪̞̯͕͚̯͔̎̓̎̓ͭ͑n̜̝̻̬̄͐'̘̤̥̟͚̥̯tͧ̓̿͐ͮͫ ̤̬̼̜̫̲̦ͤ̒́y̜̚o͗ͤͫ̇u͎ ͙̺̮͉̈̿ͅc͖̬͓ͭu̳̳̠͈͇̮̮̿͒̽̊́̈́t̪̞̻̰̥͉̼͗͌̐ͭe̋̎̎ͭ?̖͍͚͎̣̙̺̈

[c01110101testbug]

...

Yer a pretty funny looking car. I'm pretty sure the wheels need to all be on the ground.

[c01110101testbug]

Pfffft. Unlike you, dork.

my kingdom for an alt-mode icon o9

[automobile_enthusiast]

[He just holds up one slim, sharp finger in that universal 'wait a minute' gesture, then accords her a flourishing little bow--

And then transforms.

This ain't no bakery go-kart, kid.]

8D <3 I'm experimenting with formatting right now

[c01110101testbug]

...Are you a glitch, too? How'd you get out of your game?

[any_sane_adventurer]

N͞ǫt ͏ex̛a̢ctl͘y͡.
̴Bu͠t̴ Í g͟uess͡ ͜I a͟m҉ ̡t͢he ̷cl͟o̴s̨est̛ ̷t̀h͞ing t̡o ͟a̵ ͢gl̕i͝tc̡h҉ óútside of̵ a ģa͘m͠e͠.

[thatsvexing]

Yes, well, pushing trivialities like name-calling to one side, I'd rather like to know what you are.

SORRY EXPERIMENTING WITH FORMATTING ;;

[c01110101testbug]

[...!!!]

It's HUGE! And SHINY!

[She's already running up to Knockout and getting her sticky hands all over his hull]

Can I drive you?? I gotʇa drive you!

[c01110101testbug]

are yo͏ư ̢ɐ ̢v̧v̧͘͠ì̧̡̛͠r͜͏ų̧͘s̷̸͘?̢̛̕̕

[c01110101testbug]

Who says I wanna push aside the name-calling, mop-top?

[any_sane_adventurer]

No ̧I͡'͡m͝ ̶an e̡l͜dr̢i̢t͢c͏h͠ ͘abom̕inatio͝n.

No worries!

[automobile_enthusiast]

Hey hey hey! [His engine revs and he surges forward a good half a car-length, kicking up dust and debris.]

No skin-job drives me, especially not a skin-job with sticky fingers!

[thatsvexing]

Insults about my hair. Cute.

[Said in the most condascending tone humanely possible. And he's British.]

[c01110101testbug]

[She stumbles after and grabs the door handle, yanking.]

Oh, come on! Just a lap or two or six! I need you!

[automobile_enthusiast]

Oh do you now? [He guns his engine and locks his brakes simultaneous, executing a neat little spin-out that, unless she's really good at holding on, ought to end with him facing her squarely.]

And what do I get out of it, hm?

[c01110101testbug]

That depends on whatcha want, shiny-butt.

[ocd_reaper]

I think part of your message ended up scrambled. [Here's hoping it was on purpose. It's making his jaw twitch a bit.] Could you please repeat?

[c01110101testbug]

Could you pleɐsǝ repeat?

[automobile_enthusiast]

[He transforms again, looming over her.]

I doubt it's anything someone like you could provide.

[ocd_reaper]

...Cute.

[turbug]

he he... he he heh̝͕̻̠͙͈ͭ̐ė̦͗̄̿H̺̫̝͔͉̗̎ͩ̄ͮE̞̠ͫ̀̇͌̊ͣ̾ͅH̲͓̘̙̥ͧͥͨ̆̔͛ͪ͟E͙̹̩̯͓͙͕̔ͥ͛̉ͩ̉̀HEHE...

I-Isn't racing... the s-sweetest thing in w̴̬̝̄̀o̜̣̜̲̱r̞̤̪̪ͩ͝ͅĺ̲̩͖̞̯̬ͨ̐ͅd̴̑͊, m-my dear~?

[c01110101testbug]

Uh, King Candy? What's your deal? You finally OD'd on powdered sugar or what?

[c01110101testbug]

Cute.

[SRSFACE]

[ocd_reaper]

[...SIGH. You're like Patty when she's sugar high.]

You said you like to race, right? What do you like to race? Bikes? Skateboards? Whatever it is, you generally lose it when you get to Nautilus and you have to Bend it back yourself or with help.

[You also mentioned a bakery which makes no sense.]

[c01110101testbug]

[...Considers trolling some more, but naw, she likes to talk about herself.]

Cars!

I don't have a car of my own just yet, so can I bake one when I get there?

[ocd_reaper]

Bake...one...? The cars where you're from are made out of food?

[What is wrong with your world?]

[c01110101testbug]

Jeez, if a candyland kinda fantasy weirds you out that much, your game must be a real snoozefest. What's it called? Stripey Does His Taxes?

1/2

[ocd_reaper]

S-Stripey...? [Oh God, why? Why, Vanellope?!]

2/2

[ocd_reaper]

[However he struggles for a minute or two to compose himself. C'mon. He can do this...good.]

I'm not from a game. I've been sent to a game. It's a place called "Nautilus".

And my name is "Kid", "Death the Kid" to be precise.

[c01110101testbug]

That's gotta be like the dumbest name ever.

And I know Rancis Fluggerbutter.

[ocd_reaper]

All right, then what's your name?

[And annoyed! He's very proud of that name, thank you! His honorable father gave it to him!]

[turbug]

he hehe... why, w-whatever do ẏ͍̳̯̺̱͙̭ͫ̀̐̊o̗͈͚̓̎̈ͯ̇̽u̶͈̦̠̱̟̖ͅ mean...?

I'm as p-p-perfectly ẅ̰͕̥́ͯ͌̑ͯͅe̗̫̥̫̖̺ͦ̊ͧ͘l̖̫̗̘̈͆̔̌͘l͔͂́ͤͪͣ̾͑ as c-can be! J̛̥̬ͭ̉̆̃̑̀ụ̸͈̯͈͍̄̈́ͬͯ̑̏s҉t̠̳̪̣̟̖̏ d-dandy as CANDY~!

ha ha... ha h̻̪̋̈́a̯̤̩̗̥̳̾̆͋ͫ ̻̖̯̙̿h̵̘̥͉̞̝ͧ͆͂̑̓̀ͅâ̓̏̑̎͗̈́h̲ͯ̈ͤ̂a̻̔͡H̦̥̖̪̪̒ͫ̅̍ͭͬͧA̻̤̮̹ͅH̜̼͍̝̩ͫ̔Ä͈̳́͑HAHA...!!

[His insane laughter is accompanied his twisted form twitching and glitching.]

[biwinning]

what.
no??
you mean liike a knock-off or 2omethiing??