On settling into lostrealm and the absence of certain castmates

[meanerpeixes]

mun no
why are you doin this
treatin me like some wiggler who cant look after myshellf just cause i got into a coupla strifes
i dont need serket to hold my hand or nofin


okay
i aint gonna deny id LIK-E to sea her there
cod knows i could use someone to make sense of all these alternates and purple nitrams and more sea dwellers than i ever met or wanted to meet
an not even the coolest one
other than me i mean
but it aint like im gonna get upset that shes not
i dont need anyone from those bubbles anyways

okay i dont need anyone -ELS-E from the bubbles
though idk why you think mentionin horuss is relevant
just
so youre aware
if this ends in a fourth amporatype also known as the bard of no hope then i quit
im not shore darstone could even take anotter ego that size

Comments

[consider8]

If you want me to hold your hand, I would 8e more than happy to o8lige. :::;)

Though I would admit it seems like a very em8arassing scenario for any8ody that seeks to maintain your... image.

8esides, it's not like I'm needed or anything.

[pause]

Am I?

[meanerpeixes]

serket!!!
that aint what im talkin about
we aint talkin literal hand holdin here
just the way you always show up right when the pokins about to get interesting and ruin everyfin

[consider8]

I thought you hated that.

[meanerpeixes]

i do!!!
reelly what part of any of these seems like it was my idea???

wow, hello plaintext - 3-

[consider8]

All of it.

:::;)

[meanerpeixes]

are you TRYING to piss me off here???
this is all on my mun
im just fine fightin my own battles and its not like anyone needs to know bout all the beforus shit

[consider8]

Yes, I can understand that is what you are saying. And conversely at the same time you can't move away from it. It's a part of you just as this dynamic of 8elieving everything I am saying is just intended to o8struct your path. Why I only intentionally o8struct your path only half of the time.

And 8esides, when have you ever known me to fight your own 8attles for you?

[...where you can see me.]

[meanerpeixes]

omg words
so many words
and never when they might actually be useful
can you believe some glubber decided i was lying about beforus being a thing???
like id -EV-ER make up somefin as lame as that!!!!

[consider8]

Oh, gosh, it must have 8een so frustrating to talk a8out something with a8solute certainty and not have any8ody 8elieve you.

Have a horrorterror xD

[any_sane_adventurer]

S̢o̸m̀e̵ti͘me̷ş juśt̡ havi͟n͘g̷ ͜s͏ơme͟t̡hiǹg͘ fa̴mi͞liar̀ is͘ gòod e̷n̷o͘ugh̸ ͜to͝ ҉w͘ant ͞it.

hee!

[meanerpeixes]

the fuck is up with that text???

[any_sane_adventurer]

J͠ust a lit͏t͘l̨e s͟id́e͞ e͟f҉fe͡ct.͢

[meanerpeixes]

side effect of what

[any_sane_adventurer]

B̶̞̪͉̬͋̇̇ͨͨͅe̷͙̳̻̱̲̙ͯ͋i̢̘ṋ̛̪͗̉̈͐̈̅g̸̦̱͇͇̭̮̍̒̈́ͅ ̣̺̥ͩ̔̓a̜̜̬̬̾ ͖̦̦̩͓͖̓̔͝ḩ̤̝̋̋ͥ̔ͥͩo͙͆̾̔̚r̵͚̉̍r̭̞̜̹͓͈͖͋ͬ̇͑͐͝ö̖̲̫̪͇͎́ͩ̊͆̕ř͓̭̭̮͚̑ͦͬ͗ͭ͆͞t̨̘͈̯̣̭̫e͒̍̑̄҉̜̞̜̟r̸̮̃͂r̷̖͎̤̥̯͓ͅo͉̫̬̪̞̿͛̃͛̄̓͋͞r̼ͬͥ͗ͩ͊̓̚.͍̖̥͖̍̔ͤͣ͆́

[Did you just hear something behind you Meenah?]

[meanerpeixes]

the
what
even

[Hearing things or not, time to get the ol pointy jams at the ready]

[any_sane_adventurer]

H̢e̢y͢ ͡th̴ere.
D͡on̕'t ̵g͝e͡t ̀u҉p o҉n ͞my accou̕nt.̛

[meanerpeixes]

okay wasnt plannin to but whatevs

[arachnesweb]

I can see that you've already found another iter8tion of me, 8ut I couldn't resist commenting as well.
I can't 8elieve I've survived to see the day where the great A8dicated-Empress-to-8e Meenah Peixes actually wanted an exposition! :::;) Perhaps this is what the Earth Mayans foretold of in their great end of the world prophecy, certain planets that are already destroyed notwithstanding.

[meanerpeixes]

nonono you misundersand
i dont want exposition
so over exposition im actually under it again
but you like exposition an people keep askin me shit about beforus
or telling me shit about alternia or alternate alternia and you know how i aint exactly a history buff
figure if you were there i could point em in your direction and everyones happy

[Ssh, no, she doesn't actually miss her]

[arachnesweb]

If you insist, Meenah. :::;)
Whale, that does seem right up my alley to 8e honest. I do rather enjoy herring atrout altern8 universes and explaining our two cultures to otters, as you very whale know. I reely would suggest you take a 8etta interest in the history of our race, however, if you're ever going to 8e the ruler of anyfin.

[Fish puns for your pains, Meenah.]

[meanerpeixes]

[You know just how to cheer her up, Aranea]

puns!!
so many puns!!
there aint enough suckafish in this darstone place who know how to appreciate em properly
sea this is why plaices suck a tiny bit less when i got you to cheer me up like this.

[arachnesweb]

I'm glad I could 8e of service! My 8iggest condolences that you only have Horuss to keep you company there, however. Having others of our race is nice, 8ut there's something comforting in the familiarity of ones own friends, and you two never were very close. Admittedly for understa8le reasons, of course...

[She was all for aiming for who you truly wanted to be, but attempting to become a whole other species entirely was still rather odd to her...]

Is it at least interesting? It would 8e quite a shame if you didn't even have any 8attles to fight or adventures to go on. A restless Meenah is a poke-happy Meenah, after all.

[meanerpeixes]

yeah yeah
couldve been worse i guess
hes got his dancestor there so he dont have to bug me all the time so i can deal
but it would be nice to have people i want to talk to i guess

it aint bad i guess
i mean apart from the random strifes
and the glubbers who think a painting is good payment for a dangerous quest
but hopefully imma find a job where i can krill stuff and get paid for it so thatll be betta
might as well make the most outta the pointy jams

[vworst]

nowv vwhat exactly did i do to merit getting a mention in this post, hm meenah?
im starting to think you might just vwant me around a bit more than you let on.

[meanerpeixes]

nope
nope nope nope nope nope
and once more
nope

only reason you got a mention is because im up to my gills in amporas right now and if my mun doing this makes you shore up then im quittin