On acceptance at Paradisa

[traken_master]

Congratulations. You found me a game with due speed. I'd be pleased, if it weren't for one, small detail, human.

You've taken away my ability to disguise myself!

That it's only at one of our games is not the point, you stupid girl, nor is the fact that it's an ability you've generally neglected. Of course, I can manage without my ability to disguise myself, but it won't be as fun. It will make luring people into traps much more difficult.

You will ask my permission, before you ever do such a thing again, do you understand me, girl? Or else, you might end up regretting that I still have my compressor.

Comments

[championoftime]

There's nothing garish about my clothing. It's the pinnacle of haute couture.

[No Doctor. Really it's not.]

[traken_master]

"Really? Would you mind letting me know when and on what planet? I'd like to conquer it as soon as possible and establish new clothing laws."

[championoftime]

Earth, of course! I just mix and match the centuries as is convenient to me.

[traken_master]

You honestly expect me to believe that there is a century on Earth, where that sweater would be considered fashionable? It's like something knitted by an insane grandmother as some form of punishment.

[championoftime]

Obviously you didn't spend as much time with certain cultures with greater appreciation for bright colours as I did.

[Yes, Doctor. This is because the Master is not worldly enough. Not because he's stylish and you can use your clothes to flag down passing TARDISes.]

[traken_master]

Doctor, even the Romany would consider that sweater in bad taste. Question marks? Come now.

[championoftime]

Many languages use question marks. If anyone is confused by me I have a generally universally translatable symbol of why their impression is accurate.

[traken_master]

Perhaps, but that doesn't mean you have to wear that symbol in garish colors all across your clothing.

[championoftime]

I like people to recognize me.

Unlike you, obviously.

[traken_master]

"There are better ways to get attention than wearing tasteless clothing, my dear Doctor. Your heroics probably serve the same purpose."