just doing a big ol' pony round up

[machspeed]

You're lookin' for some of my friends to hang out with, huh? Can't say I blame you, since the season premiere is on its way.

I know Twi's back in the spotlight, but I'm sure I'll get lots of chances to steal it! I'm a showstopper, y'know!

Huh? You want to see enemies, too? What the hay?

Comments

[pieinthesky]

Don't worry; you'll get your own episodes again. If what my mun has seen is legit, you'll be good to go.

[machspeed]

[ squeal AHEM actually you didn't hear the noise she just made ]

That means a ton coming from you, Soarin!

[pieinthesky]

(He's hung out with enough Rainbow Dashes to be used to it. Honest. He chuckles.)

It's cool; you'll like what's gonna happen.

So...how much do the words "Wonderbolt Academy" mean to you?

[machspeed]

I am the bone of my sword

[pieinthesky]

Exactly. Like I said; you'll like what they have planned.

[checkoutthesedecks]

Yeah duh Twilight's in the spotlight since she's like the fucking main character.

[Oh wait you should be dead.]

[machspeed]

Psh, says who? I'm fast, I'm beautiful, I'm awesome!

[checkoutthesedecks]

Andarottingcorpsesixfeetintheground

[Cough.]

[machspeed]

Whatever. This isn't canon.

[checkoutthesedecks]

Your face isn't canon.

[machspeed]

If you want to talk meta-existentialism, go find Twi. It's not my thing! Too complicated.

[checkoutthesedecks]

Oh wow Rainbowdouche can't figure something out, big surprise hurr durr.

[machspeed]

You're not even trying!

[ come on you need to be way more stoned in fact pass it over ]

[checkoutthesedecks]

Well excuse me, I can't be blazing 100% of the time. What, you think I smoke pot to entertain people...

...fuck, now I wanna blaze. Fuck you.

[cruel_kindness]

At least you get to appear in episodes. 'Shy and I have to stick with our bucking fanfic.

[machspeed]

Whoa, Cruelly! Haven't seen you in a while.

[cruel_kindness]

Yeah. Munface forgot about us for a while. I bucked him in the face and now I'm here. We're here.

[machspeed]

We. Mm.

[ cruelly is so awkward to talk to. ]

Guess you're keepin' an eye on her, huh?

[cruel_kindness]

Definitely. Anything going on with you in those games I can't seem to be able to get into because the mods are a bunch of dragon fewmets?

[shy_kindness]

Fluttercruel, please... Language...

[suicidoll]

Has there at least been progression?

(Hi Cruelly guess who's happy to see you)

[cruel_kindness]

Not for us. Too busy with some dark world crap with Old Man ruling Equestria and something about Shining Armor.

[suicidoll]

"Dark World..." that can't be good. I hope it's not another journey through Tartarus.

Steel is my body and fire is my blood

[magicalrealist]

I don't know if it means I'll be in the spotlight for every episode again, but I can't turn away from any of Princess Celestia's requests.

...even if it means tolerating my mun's ridiculous ideas of me becoming an alicorn.

[machspeed]

Wow, that would really cramp on my style, Twilight!

[magicalrealist]

It would do a lot of things, but I highly doubt we'll have to worry about that.

I'm much more concerned about King Sombra and what we'll have to endure during our trip to the Crystal Empire, but we can do it.

(Plus it counts as a test, so she has to do it, even though she doesn't feel prepared for it.)

I have created over a thousand blades

[graynbowdash]

(Daring just chuckles.)

You gonna show 'em everything you learned after season 2, right? Everypony definitely wants to see what you can do.

Unknown to death, nor known to life

[herroyalsunrise]

I'm sure everypony will get a moment in the spotlight in the upcoming season. Perhaps you'll have another chance to perform a sonic rainboom.

Having withstood pain to create many weapons

[loveisabattlefield]

My mun thought Shining and I weren't going to make anymore appearances, but if we're getting our chance, then you'll get your chance, too!

[machspeed]

Well, it's not like you got much of one t'start with, Princess!

[loveisabattlefield]

Well no, but it means a lot if we're featured in the end of season 2 and the beginning of season 3. I think it'll be fine.

Combo Breaker

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie has heard of many a rumor regarding the return of the mare before your very eyes!

[machspeed]

I've been hearin' those rumors since the day you left Ponyville, Trix!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

That would be because The Great and Powerful Trixie left her audience dazzled and enticed; wanting her to return for en encore!

/PUNTS INTO ETERNITY

[suicidoll]

Yet, those hands will never hold anything

[onemilkofglass]

Of course he wants to see enemies; most of the fanbase is just begging for my return and I'm not a draconequus who disappoints.

[machspeed]

Why would anyone wanna see YOU?

[cruel_kindness]

They wanna see old man get humiliated again.

[onemilkofglass]

Because chaos is fun and everyone loves having fun! Your head might be in the clouds all day, but even you can put cantaloupe and doorbell together.

So as I pray...

[thebearded]

You must understand patience, young one; your time will come.

Unlimited Blade Works

[queentakesknight]

Yes, go right ahead and bask in the spotlight while you can. Blinding yourself in pride will only make my revenge that much easier.

[machspeed]

I could knock you flat with my tail, Chrysalis!

You're a real queen of nothin'.

[queentakesknight]

Still naive as ever, I see. Know that it will only work against you, just as it has before.

[girly_trotting]

Will be interesting to see everything that happens. I hope to see more of Equestria at large this season, but mun says it may not be.

[donutsteel]

Yes...the season is coming up isn't it?

[machspeed]

Yeah. It is.

[donutsteel]

Hehe~

If I didn't know any better, I'd say you weren't very happy to see me little filly.