> mun: try it again

[mistermayor]

miss girl, i must inquire as to why you have returned? i thought you had additional fictional entities to interact with. we have not engaged in conversation recently. i politely ask why now?

if we must reiterate our relationship, may you please find us edible delicacies?

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[waiting]

[ staring, staring. ]

Mayor, huh?

[mistermayor]

[ That's right! He is the mayor. He forgot there would be additional entities observing their conversation, he must respond. ]

i am the mayor of can town. might i politely ask who you are?

[waiting]

[ So much more polite than the mayor he's used to... ]

Me? Uh, my name's Bradbury. I work for the City's Mayor.

[mistermayor]

[ ???

He's... confused. ]

you work for me, human bradbury?

[waiting]

No, no. There's another Mayor, where I come from. That's the guy I work for.

[mistermayor]

[ !!!

DEMOCRACY, REAL DEMOCRACY. Be still, his beating heart. If carapaces have hearts. ]

you work for a mayor? was he elected in a ritual of democratic voting?

[dotdotdamnit]

!!!

- .... . .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . !!!

.-- .... . .-. . / - .... . / .... . .-.. .-.. / .... .- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / -... . . -. ??!?

[mistermayor]

[ Oh! HE IS SUPER PLEASED TO SEE YOU TOO, SERENITY!

He's not even going to reply in a civil manner, just act really excited and check to make sure you're okay and glowing alright. ]

[dotdotdamnit]

-. --- .-- / .. ... / .- / --. --- --- -.. / - .. -- . / - --- / -.. .- -. -.-. .

.. / -.. .. -.. / -. --- - / ... . . / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. --- .-. / ... ..- -.-. .... / .- / .-.. --- -. --. / - .. -- .

.. / .-- .- ... / .-- --- .-. .-. .. . -.. / .. / -. . ...- . .-. / .-- --- ..- .-.. -..

[thoughtandflow]

H3Y M4YOR GUY
W4SNT 3XP3CT1NG TO S33 YOU 4ROUND H3R3
OR SM3LL YOU 4ROUND H3R3 1 M34N

[mistermayor]

[ Oh it the nice teal speak not human. ]

i apologize in a well mannered way if i am late.

[thoughtandflow]

N4H YOUR3 NOT L4T3
TH4T WOULD SUGG3ST 1 W4S 3XP3CT1NG YOU TO SHOW UP 4T 4LL
BUT 1TS PR3TTY COOL TH4T YOU H4V3

SO
YOUR MUN GOT 4NY PL4NS FOR YOU OR YOU JUST CH1LL1NG H3R3?

[viced]

[ Mister Mayorchan.... ]

Sometimes, they tend to want to converse with different people. I guess they picked you.

[mistermayor]

[ Mayor Sensei.... ]

do you think that is correct, human mayor? [ They've totally met in other memes and things. Fanboy levels: high. ]

[viced]

Well, I tend to not say things I think aren't correct.

[ Which is... a lie, but he does think he's right now. ]

[songofmars]

[Well aren't you polite.]

Would you care for a Choco? I have a bit of a surplus, here.

[mistermayor]

[ !!! ] yes i would like a cookie! i gratefully except the offer!

[songofmars]

[He hands over a small stack. Exiled alien dudes should stick together, no?]

There you are.