Living in exsilium

[shalamayne]

Mundane.

I find your games pathetic and unamusing. Of all the places to put me it was the one full of Horde. And what's worse is it's crawling with the likes of Arthas, Illidan and Sylvannas. Not only that but you're urging people on to "bring in" other unsavory characters.

Stop that immediately and find me some allies.

Not much regard,
Varian Wrynn.

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[broodmother]

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[shalamayne]

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[deathwarder]

[ Aren't you supposed to be dead? Or undead? Or at least doing something productive, other than trolling Varian?

Daughter, I am seriously disappoint. ]

[deathwarder]

"Not much regard"?

Now that's just unnecessary.

[shalamayne]

It is very necessary and none of your business.

[deathwarder]

Big words for such a little man. Care to back them up?

[ Ignore the pony in the icon. Deathwing is a totally badass raid boss and nothing will change that, end of story. ]

[shalamayne]

You mean for a second time. I would be more than willing to drive my sword through that thick skill of yours.

[Exsilium has way too many raid bosses sob.]

[deathwarder]

[ What if I said it's about to get another one except probably not Deathwing would probably just laugh and blow everything up instead of helping. Oops sorry about your base guys it's kind of just a ginormous smoldering crater now. ]

Ouch. My feelings.

Remind me again whose airship crashlanded in a giant fireball after failing to ram my back.

[shalamayne]

[That would be awesome. Varian would gquit and go to the pub.]

Hmmm and remind me again the name of the large crater in Eastern Kingdoms and it's name?

Oh, you can't.

It's called Deathwing's Fall.

[deathwarder]

[ Sounds like a plan. Gamon's buying? ]

Do I look like a crater to you at the moment, human?

[shalamayne]

[Gamon is always buying if you can pin him down long enough. I'll get his legs you get his chest. Also you can't blow Exsilium up, Alex would be sad.]

Not yet. You will be though. Soon.

[deathwarder]

[ This is true. Guess who's got a boner thing the thing isn't his boner yes it is for his sister here. ]

Oh? Not up to the challenge all of a sudden? That's rather disappointing.

[shalamayne]

[Yeah Varian knows all about having a boner relations with a dragonflight member.]

Right now? Then by all means I will string your head up in Stormwind next to your daughter's.

[deathwarder]

[ Hey, remember that time when Kalecgos fell in love with a Spirit Healer? Remember that time when he fell in love with a well? Remember that time when this writing staff was actually competent? Yeah, neither do I. ]

You lost Nefarian's? Or do those miserable orcs have it now? Talk about an oversight on your behalf, little king of Stormwind. You're falling behind.

[darknessb4me]

Varian.

[shalamayne]

[Sigh, another one. Resists the urge to rub his forehead.]

Arthas.

[darknessb4me]

Unsavory? Really now.

[shalamayne]

Yes, unsavory.

[darknessb4me]

Did all those years we spent growing up together mean nothing?

[This is totally deadpan because he's a pro like that.]

[shalamayne]

They would if I were to be talking with the same person.

[Said so so dryly.]

[darknessb4me]

On the contrary. Perhaps you didn't know what I was capable of.

[shalamayne]

There is not a piece of Arthas Menethil left in you. There is no point stating something we both know is not true.

[darknessb4me]

I am everything he was and more.

[shalamayne]

Another lie. Nothing but a worn out shell of what was once a man of the light.

[criticalstrike]

...That's a lot of bad guys for one place. [Arthas. Eep.] My munster's been eyeing that place lately. It seems kind of scary. Really scary. -But I-I'm sure it's no problem for you, King Varian!