Thinking about apping/voice testing (canon is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

[bestbangsincethebigone]

About time you got to making this journal. It hurts my feelings, Mun, it really does. All those other muses hanging around, but who's more hip than me?

And that giant turtle's been floating around in space for... how long has it been? [He looks like he's starting to think for a moment, scratching a head with his extra hand while the other head counts on his fingers, but he quickly gives up.] Eh, who cares. Doesn't matter. Point is, it's there, and I'm not. You can't trust Vogons to run the show, so c'mon, baby, let's get this party started.

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[deadmanipulator]

My mun's mumbling something about telling your mun that they're brilliant.

Personally I'm not very impressed.

[[I'm going by the icon and saying he's only got one head here otherwise Yomiel'd be a tad more impressed. |D;]]

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Not impressed? Do you have any idea who you're talking to?

[[It was all I could find and I've been too lazy to Photoshop in a second head, soobb :,D Working on it, though! T_T ]]

[deadmanipulator]

No, can't say I do. Should I know?

[[fdsfk awww. Personally I'd probably resort to fanart or something but I don't really know how widespread Hitchhiker's Guide fanart is.]]

[bestbangsincethebigone]

I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, ex-President of the Galaxy. Count the heads.

[[Yeah, if the Photoshops turn out to be just really godawful, I just might have to look at that option instead xP ]]

[deadmanipulator]

[He's going to lean slightly to the side, and then carefully, very carefully, force himself not to look overly startled. How had he not noticed the second head before? Behind the other one, from the angle he was standing at, he supposed, and even if he'd seen a slight indication of it he'd probably just dismissed it as impossible without even thinking about it...]

...nope, still not ringing any bells. I wasn't aware there were any Galactic Presidents either. [Yes. Carefully avoid the heads until he figures out how to react to them.]

[[*pats sympathetically* This one looks fine.]]

[hammer]

You actually want to be stuck on the turtle? What's wrong with you?

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Stuck? Who says I'm gonna be stuck? I might just have to use it to get where I'm going.

[hammer]

I think we're all stuck. Maybe not the pig aliens, but everybody else seems to be.

Why? Where are you going?

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Now that's something I gotta keep secret. So secret, I had to lock off part of my brain to make sure even I didn't know.

But I like you. Don't know what it is. You just got one of those faces, know what I'm saying? So I'll tell you. I'm looking for the man who rules the Universe.

[They could practically be twins! So it's okay to tell, 'cause it's just like if Zaphod has a third head, right?]

[lightnings]

Ah, are you familiar with the Thor?

[bestbangsincethebigone]

A ship that big with an Improbability Drive? Sure, I've heard of it. Picking up hitchhikers all over the galaxy... Sounds like someplace where my semicousin would hang out.

[lightnings]

...Semicousin?

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Praxibetel Ix, er... Ford, he goes by now. Ford Prefect. He shares three of the same mothers as me.

[profitableboron]

[Sir, you look so familiar...]

They might do more than hurt your feelings, man.

[bestbangsincethebigone]

[Oh hey there, good-looking.]

What's the worst she could do? Stick me with some Vogons? I've seen worse.

[profitableboron]

[Not so bad yourself, buddy.]

Physical hurt. Toss you in places where you get killed sort of thing.

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Kill me? Now that would really hurt my feelings. Who'd wanna kill me?

[Probably a good number of people.]

Love you already

[ofdrumsthesound]

Oh for . . . seriously?

You really are an idiot, aren't you? There are about a trillion people more hip than you are, and that's without using time travel.

Awwww nowaaaayyy ;3;

[bestbangsincethebigone]

You see, none of them invented the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. That, itself is ten million hip-points to me.

:D

[ofdrumsthesound]

Yes, but you still use words like 'hip.' That's minus several million, hmm?

^.^

[bestbangsincethebigone]

I am so hip, I have trouble seeing over my pelvis.

[Stealing quotes from the book ftw!]

[didhishomework]

Wait a minute, what exactly are you trying to do? You're not thinking about taking over the ship, are you?

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Course not. Why would I ever wanna take over a ship?

[Says the guy who tried to hijack an Arcturian megafreighter as a kid and who also succeeded in stealing the Heart of Gold.]

[didhishomework]

I can't be too sure as to whether or not someone's a megalomaniac, crazy enough to try something like that, both, or neither.

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Hey, stranger things have happened, especially on a ship with an Improbability Drive.