Thinking about apping/voice testing (canon is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

[bestbangsincethebigone]

About time you got to making this journal. It hurts my feelings, Mun, it really does. All those other muses hanging around, but who's more hip than me?

And that giant turtle's been floating around in space for... how long has it been? [He looks like he's starting to think for a moment, scratching a head with his extra hand while the other head counts on his fingers, but he quickly gives up.] Eh, who cares. Doesn't matter. Point is, it's there, and I'm not. You can't trust Vogons to run the show, so c'mon, baby, let's get this party started.

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[deadmanipulator]

My mun's mumbling something about telling your mun that they're brilliant.

Personally I'm not very impressed.

[[I'm going by the icon and saying he's only got one head here otherwise Yomiel'd be a tad more impressed. |D;]]

[hammer]

You actually want to be stuck on the turtle? What's wrong with you?

[lightnings]

Ah, are you familiar with the Thor?

[bestbangsincethebigone]

A ship that big with an Improbability Drive? Sure, I've heard of it. Picking up hitchhikers all over the galaxy... Sounds like someplace where my semicousin would hang out.

[profitableboron]

[Sir, you look so familiar...]

They might do more than hurt your feelings, man.

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Stuck? Who says I'm gonna be stuck? I might just have to use it to get where I'm going.

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Not impressed? Do you have any idea who you're talking to?

[[It was all I could find and I've been too lazy to Photoshop in a second head, soobb :,D Working on it, though! T_T ]]

[hammer]

I think we're all stuck. Maybe not the pig aliens, but everybody else seems to be.

Why? Where are you going?

[bestbangsincethebigone]

[Oh hey there, good-looking.]

What's the worst she could do? Stick me with some Vogons? I've seen worse.

[profitableboron]

[Not so bad yourself, buddy.]

Physical hurt. Toss you in places where you get killed sort of thing.

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Now that's something I gotta keep secret. So secret, I had to lock off part of my brain to make sure even I didn't know.

But I like you. Don't know what it is. You just got one of those faces, know what I'm saying? So I'll tell you. I'm looking for the man who rules the Universe.

[They could practically be twins! So it's okay to tell, 'cause it's just like if Zaphod has a third head, right?]

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Kill me? Now that would really hurt my feelings. Who'd wanna kill me?

[Probably a good number of people.]

[hammer]

[ He might know what he's talking about. Because there's something about Zaphod that Justin recognizes. Like maybe if he had blond hair and some facial hair... ]

What, you mean like God or something? Are you on some kind of religious pilgrimage or something?

[ Justin's still new to the flying space turtle. That's his only excuse. ]

[lightnings]

...Semicousin?

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Praxibetel Ix, er... Ford, he goes by now. Ford Prefect. He shares three of the same mothers as me.

[bestbangsincethebigone]

No, that's not what I was after. More like a pilgrimage for power and fame. I think. I mean, why else would I do something like that?

[deadmanipulator]

No, can't say I do. Should I know?

[[fdsfk awww. Personally I'd probably resort to fanart or something but I don't really know how widespread Hitchhiker's Guide fanart is.]]

[lightnings]

Hmm, can't say I've met him before. But maybe he'll turn up sometime. You've been on ships like the Thor?

[hammer]

I don't know why you'd do it. That's why I'm asking you.

[bestbangsincethebigone]

I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, ex-President of the Galaxy. Count the heads.

[[Yeah, if the Photoshops turn out to be just really godawful, I just might have to look at that option instead xP ]]

[bestbangsincethebigone]

The old me knew a lot more than I do. This was all his idea, and now I'm stuck with this stupid plan. I don't like anyone pulling my strings. Not even me.

[bestbangsincethebigone]

Oh yeah. I've stolen a ship like the Thor. Smaller, and only two hitchhikers, but the Improbability Drive is about the same.

[deadmanipulator]

[He's going to lean slightly to the side, and then carefully, very carefully, force himself not to look overly startled. How had he not noticed the second head before? Behind the other one, from the angle he was standing at, he supposed, and even if he'd seen a slight indication of it he'd probably just dismissed it as impossible without even thinking about it...]

...nope, still not ringing any bells. I wasn't aware there were any Galactic Presidents either. [Yes. Carefully avoid the heads until he figures out how to react to them.]

[[*pats sympathetically* This one looks fine.]]

[hammer]

Old you? What happened? Uh, to make you into the new you, I mean.

[bestbangsincethebigone]

[Zaphod's shocked to hear this. Someone who's never heard of him? How is this possible?!]

That's like saying you never heard of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, except I'm more fun to know.

[[If only the same could be said about the others, blehh. At least it gets the point across, right? ._.; ]]