mun saw wreck-it ralph; no spoilers only hideous

[crownless]

Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

You're going to go to your local arcade. Bring me along. Y'know. The Wii and my game and the rest of the cables and other shit you need. And then, you're gonna plug me in, and I'm going to game jump, and then I'm gonna roll the fuck into all the fighting games and score with as many of the chicks as I possibly can.

You know a guy who works there, right?! Hook me up--literally! It should be a piece of cake!

Comments

OOC

[adorablewinner]

This made me laugh so hard. adghsjkhldfg. Bless you.

ooc

[crownless]

((Hehehe anytime. With a fourth wall aware video game character, how could I not?))

SOBBING DANNI I'M SO UPSET

[deshabille]

So . . . zero?

YOURE WELCOME

[crownless]

Zero for you, maybe. I've got my eye on Soul Calibur first.

[deshabille]

I'm surprised you have to jump around to get lucky, as charming as you are.

[morphballistic]

You do that, the only hook-up you'll likely get is an IV drip once you get the crap kicked out of you.

[crownless]

Hey, I'm a protagonist. I'm resilient.

[morphballistic]

Guess we'll see how well that works out for you, then.

1/2

[thelovers]

...You're not serious, are you?

[thelovers]

—Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking to.

[crownless]

Heh. Just say you missed me and be done with it.

You don't want me to visit your game too, do you?

[okami_shiranui]

[Travis, seriously, what the hell is this even. That is not how Wiis work, you can't even connect to the arcade consoles like that.]

[crownless]

[YOU NEVER KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY OKAY LET HIM BELIEVE]

[okami_shiranui]

[This is the sun goddess. This is the sun goddess judging you so hard.]

[inept_overlord]

Fine, but stay out of platformers.

[crownless]

Jeez, who died and made YOU King Koopa?

[inept_overlord]

I'm a self-made man...Koopa. Self-made Koopa.

hey i know you... >3

[justpixelexia]

I dunno, chump. I'm pretty sure you're gonna bump into somebody that's gonna beat ya into the ground~

hallo uvu

[crownless]

Who're you calling a chump, runt? I'm gonna beat back!!

<3

[justpixelexia]

Yeah, but they're in their own game and you're not, so you're pretty screwed if you can't beat 'em~

[kazama_legacy]

...you realize that even if you hook up a Wii in an arcade, it won't be connected to any of the arcade games, right?

1/2

[crownless]

[crownless]

You haven't tried it yet, how would you know?!

[croissant_du_ange]

[Yeah...Margaret's just going to rub her temples over here.]

...I really shouldn't be surprised by this.

[crownless]

What, you never dreamed about heading off to greener, hotter pastures, Reaper?