voicetestingggggg god help me. aiming for next cycle.

[satana]

Are you forizzle right now? Oh, no, no no no.

Look, I don't care whatever deprived childhood you had to roll around in, cuz if we're getting up into the compare and contrast contest, oh, honey, am I ever going to win, and have I got the stories to prove it. You could crack out some junk about dirty hobo uncles stickin' things where they don't belong or dragon fighting or whatever and it still ain't gonna be a good enough reason for you tossing this lady to the dogs.

You hearin' me, muchacha? Because mama doesn't care who's got the puppet strings so long as she's got the scissors. And I don't do horror flicks. Sure don't do spaceships.

Especially don't share headspaces with dudes who smell like they've been rolling in llama yarf. Lemme out. This is not happening.

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[satana]

I'm gonna make it. And it's because I don't shop at the little boys' section at Target.

You wouldn't last a day.

[bestpartyever]

Is this another jab at the Capri's? [ Yup. That's what he's gonna call them Short Pants now ] And for the record the bowties at the men's section are on the monotonous side.

I think I can hold my own pretty well. I started a fight club in Dalton you know.

[satana]

Please, junior, you're about two wine coolers away from wearing Iron Man socks to the next - Oh, wait, you've already done that.

They have a legitimate Fight Club here, you know. Not like the cheap-ass, boxing gloves, 'good effort out there, chaps!' kind, but like Tyler Durden wailing on his own face that we can't talk about kind. It's the big leagues.

[bestpartyever]

[ He doesn't understand what about Tony Stark doesn't speak Stylish. But he won't critique; he's not Kurt so he'll shake his headed disappointedly for a bit. But the fact that Santana thinks she can take people on; worries him to no end ]

Normally, I encourage courage but lines have got to be drawn on the sand. If I can't last there, what makes you think you can?

[satana]

Oh, please. I've been cooking my own meals since I could even hold a spatula. It's super easy once you learn how to tiptoe around the spent Smirnoff bottles. The most thing I'm worried about is the effects of space goo on my hair, because I just gots this shit to the right amount of soft and I'm not fucking that up cuz some whackjob wanted to stick me in goo. Is this seriously what those sci-fi nerds get off on?

If I can't handle myself, Snixx'll definitely be able to handle herself. Trust.

[bestpartyever]

[ He'll side eye over the fact his mundane wants to send him there; and hair gel is a limited resource. And on the list of things he has not considered like potential dangers of a horror game; space goo + no hair gel worry him more than it lets on ]

That sounds like a recipe for disaster. [ This is the boy who keeps gelled up even when he's sick. ] There's just going to be so much goo.

[ A beat ]

Sorry, Snixx? Is that your martial arting split personality that's got more crazy escapades then Charlie Sheen?

[satana]

[ There should probably be bigger concerns on your mind, Blaine. Like potential horror terror monsters that may try to eat you. But, no, continue to focus on the hair gel. ]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Just throw a gold bikini on me and I'm Comic-Con's very best and deep, dark sexual fantasies. [ handwave handwave ]

What happens between Snixx and me is alls up to Snixx and me. And she smells WAY better than Charlie Sheen. Ew. Come on. I thought we were closer than that.

[bestpartyever]

[ It will ruin his hair once a Month Santana, he's not going to look forward to this at all. ]

Well, you could monopolize that area. Don't you think there's some level of irony wanting to be Princess Leia in space?

[ He didn't quite know how to phrase it but she certainly smelled lovely ]

This is the same Snixx that's hidden razorblades up in her hair?

[ BRB FINDING YOU RIDIC ]

[satana]

[ And it'll leave hers pristine? ]

Uh, pardon. Do I look like someone who's seen the very best of the spank banks of Jewfros all across the nation? Uh uh. I don't think so. Not embodying it either.

[ Aw, thank you, Blainers. ]

Snixx denies any and all concealed weapons up in that 'do. She'd also like to see her lawyer before there's any further questioning.