voicetestingggggg god help me. aiming for next cycle.

[satana]

Are you forizzle right now? Oh, no, no no no.

Look, I don't care whatever deprived childhood you had to roll around in, cuz if we're getting up into the compare and contrast contest, oh, honey, am I ever going to win, and have I got the stories to prove it. You could crack out some junk about dirty hobo uncles stickin' things where they don't belong or dragon fighting or whatever and it still ain't gonna be a good enough reason for you tossing this lady to the dogs.

You hearin' me, muchacha? Because mama doesn't care who's got the puppet strings so long as she's got the scissors. And I don't do horror flicks. Sure don't do spaceships.

Especially don't share headspaces with dudes who smell like they've been rolling in llama yarf. Lemme out. This is not happening.

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[satana]

[ There should probably be bigger concerns on your mind, Blaine. Like potential horror terror monsters that may try to eat you. But, no, continue to focus on the hair gel. ]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Just throw a gold bikini on me and I'm Comic-Con's very best and deep, dark sexual fantasies. [ handwave handwave ]

What happens between Snixx and me is alls up to Snixx and me. And she smells WAY better than Charlie Sheen. Ew. Come on. I thought we were closer than that.

[bestpartyever]

[ It will ruin his hair once a Month Santana, he's not going to look forward to this at all. ]

Well, you could monopolize that area. Don't you think there's some level of irony wanting to be Princess Leia in space?

[ He didn't quite know how to phrase it but she certainly smelled lovely ]

This is the same Snixx that's hidden razorblades up in her hair?

[ BRB FINDING YOU RIDIC ]

[satana]

[ And it'll leave hers pristine? ]

Uh, pardon. Do I look like someone who's seen the very best of the spank banks of Jewfros all across the nation? Uh uh. I don't think so. Not embodying it either.

[ Aw, thank you, Blainers. ]

Snixx denies any and all concealed weapons up in that 'do. She'd also like to see her lawyer before there's any further questioning.