dear_mun | voicetestingggggg god help me. aiming for next cycle.

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voicetestingggggg god help me. aiming for next cycle.

Are you forizzle right now? Oh, no, no no no.

Look, I don't care whatever deprived childhood you had to roll around in, cuz if we're getting up into the compare and contrast contest, oh, honey, am I ever going to win, and have I got the stories to prove it. You could crack out some junk about dirty hobo uncles stickin' things where they don't belong or dragon fighting or whatever and it still ain't gonna be a good enough reason for you tossing this lady to the dogs.

You hearin' me, muchacha? Because mama doesn't care who's got the puppet strings so long as she's got the scissors. And I don't do horror flicks. Sure don't do spaceships.

Especially don't share headspaces with dudes who smell like they've been rolling in llama yarf. Lemme out. This is not happening.

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[ Santana waves a hand to the side. Is this bitch for real? ]

I guess Auschwitz was all booked up. Yeah, you're right, I should be throwing a party.

[ she is the realest of bitches, okay, you don't even know. you scare nerds in the hallways, she eats people like you as a midnight snack. ]

Apparently there's a steady enough supply of liquor on the ship that that'll be possible. [ too bad the person in the know kind of hates her. ]

[ GAME ON, MISS THANG ]

The concentration camp or the partying? Because mama's gonna needs to get her tequila on if they think they're just gonna dump me on the S.S. Starhostage without any undue fuss. Seriously, rude.

[ IT'S ALREADY BEEN BROUGHT-EN ]

The partying. I'm not sure why one would want to make a concentration camp possible.

You've got robots and demon aliens and you think it's weird that Hitler might show up.

This place'd better hope it has some of the good stuff. I'm not slumming for some boxed wine crap for hobos and NASCAR fans.

Like you said, robots and demon aliens. [ and vampires, oh my! ] I don't think Hitler would be entirely out of the question. [ but he's also not who she's most worried about potentially showing up. ]

I'm sure it's being re-stocked with your best interests at heart. I'm personally more concerned with what they'd have us wear.

[ Which is kind of worrying, when you're more concerned about a something than a Hitler, but she just gets a cocked eyebrow. ] On the off-chance, we'll just make sure to keep the yarmulkes on the top shelf. Give him an appletini and send him on his way.

Oh, no, uh uh. Don't even get me started. I ain'ts settling for some polyester prison chic when I've got a whole wardrobe back home. They tried bringing jumpsuits back two years ago. Spoiler alert: It didn't work.

[ this particular guy will want to kill everyone so it's worrying for everybody on board. ]

I remember, it was a terrible time in fashion. Almost as bad as the early 90s.

[ well, that is... something to steer clear of um ]

And yet they're still trying to bring those preggo-ass sultan pants back. I feel like fashion week snorted the good stuff this year and didn't share.