voicetestingggggg god help me. aiming for next cycle.

[satana]

Are you forizzle right now? Oh, no, no no no.

Look, I don't care whatever deprived childhood you had to roll around in, cuz if we're getting up into the compare and contrast contest, oh, honey, am I ever going to win, and have I got the stories to prove it. You could crack out some junk about dirty hobo uncles stickin' things where they don't belong or dragon fighting or whatever and it still ain't gonna be a good enough reason for you tossing this lady to the dogs.

You hearin' me, muchacha? Because mama doesn't care who's got the puppet strings so long as she's got the scissors. And I don't do horror flicks. Sure don't do spaceships.

Especially don't share headspaces with dudes who smell like they've been rolling in llama yarf. Lemme out. This is not happening.

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[manipulativni]

[ this particular guy will want to kill everyone so it's worrying for everybody on board. ]

I remember, it was a terrible time in fashion. Almost as bad as the early 90s.

[satana]

[ well, that is... something to steer clear of um ]

And yet they're still trying to bring those preggo-ass sultan pants back. I feel like fashion week snorted the good stuff this year and didn't share.

[manipulativni]

So selfish of them.

[satana]

No kidding.

Who're you?

[manipulativni]

Katherine. Katherine Pierce.

You are?

[satana]

Santana Lopez. Remember it's. It's one you're gonna hear a lotta your one night stands yelling out instead of your name.

[manipulativni]

[ that just makes her laugh. ]

Oh, honey, you aren't even close to being in my league when it comes to that.

[satana]

Ooh. Them's fightin' words. I've got my references. Here's to thinkin' they're better than yours.