Homeless, voice testing

[enterthelead]

Getting a bit nostalgic, are we, Mundane? First you replay the game, and then suddenly you wish to play me. Touching, really, but hardly productive for either of our causes, I should think.

If you're set on doing this, then allow me to make one thing perfectly clear: I'm not the type who enjoys having my time wasted. So many skies to sail, I should hate to be detained in a dreary place such as this for too long. Best to get a move on, wouldn't you say? Preferably somewhere with a bath.

Comments

[gardeningaia]

You know, there's one game that's a great big bathhouse...

[enterthelead]

Is that right? And here I thought cleanliness would be hard to find.

[gardeningaia]

Excuse me, the rest of us are civilised people too!


...Most of us. Maybe 50/50.

But maybe baths would be hard if your mun wants to do one of those scary "survival-horror" games.

[ The terror is the lack of clean water, obviously. ]

[enterthelead]

Not exactly the most encouraging odds, but I suppose it is better than some.

(Don't say such things.)

As for one of these "games", I have no intention of being thrown into some monster infested dungeon. Hardly be acceptable for a Leading Man.

[gardeningaia]

Oh? What does the Leading Man do, if he doesn't play the hero?

[bloodredridinghood]

Hello, handsome!

[enterthelead]

The name's Balthier, I'm afraid, but I suppose a thanks is in order.

[bloodredridinghood]

But you are handsome, right? Maybe you've never heard the word before. Would you like a different word?

[solidorkable]

One would think that a leading man would want the attention.

[enterthelead]

Only when there's a suitable audience to play to. Not exactly worth it if there's just one member of the crowd who appreciates my efforts.

[solidorkable]

I would not presume as much, Balthier. Perhaps even one day there will be even one who appreciates your gallant efforts.

[ex_apricots766]

Wehh...! Shut up! You don't literally sail skies, do you?

[enterthelead]

I'd hardly be a sky pirate if I didn't.