Happy Halloween

[best_dad_ever]

[Sportsmaster is currently checking his mask in a mirror, polishing it up from a few different angles.]

Oh, I don't know, mun. They say you're never too old to enjoy a good party.

I was thinking of going as Jason Voorhees. What do you think? Pretty fitting?

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One Papa wolf of a Critic coming up.

[soyoudonthaveto]

I don't know... I mean, Jason actually gave a fuck about his fam- Well, some of them.

And I know now that it's pointless to question why I'm here since my mun likes seeing me suffer.
[Good boy, Critic. Who's a good muse, who's a good muse? You are, you are.]

(With a sarcastic smile and quietly)...help me.

[best_dad_ever]

I don't help anyone with anything, for free.