Happy Halloween

[best_dad_ever]

[Sportsmaster is currently checking his mask in a mirror, polishing it up from a few different angles.]

Oh, I don't know, mun. They say you're never too old to enjoy a good party.

I was thinking of going as Jason Voorhees. What do you think? Pretty fitting?

Comments

One Papa wolf of a Critic coming up.

[soyoudonthaveto]

I don't know... I mean, Jason actually gave a fuck about his fam- Well, some of them.

And I know now that it's pointless to question why I'm here since my mun likes seeing me suffer.
[Good boy, Critic. Who's a good muse, who's a good muse? You are, you are.]

(With a sarcastic smile and quietly)...help me.

[best_dad_ever]

I don't help anyone with anything, for free.

[big_blue_boyscout]

Seems about right.

[best_dad_ever]

Big Blue, now there's a surprise. Guess they get all sorts around here.

[big_blue_boyscout]

I'm new here myself, although I'm starting to get the picture.

[best_dad_ever]

Well, what with you being the untouchable powerhouse you are, I suppose you can just punch your way out.

[big_blue_boyscout]

I could, but I don't have a reason to run.

[lord_of_terror]

Unoriginal at best.

[Have a condescending glare from the embodiment of terror.]

[best_dad_ever]

Well, everyone's a critic.

[lord_of_terror]

The machete-wielding madman has outlived his ability to incite fear. He's more of a punchline than anything. I suppose it is fitting though, considering you're just as much a punchline.

[best_dad_ever]

I think someone isn't having a happy Halloween.