ohgod what am i even doing

[mustfightemourges]

Mun...?

Uh... I'm glad you've got me back in your head and all, it's been kind of a long time.

But why do you want to send me there? There's already a version of me there. Plus, if I go there, you might end up killing me. And then I'd be forced to fight myself in order to come back to life.

Besides, I already know you figured that my awesome skill at Tin Pin would be the entry fee, and that's just stupid! Without Tin Pin, what's the point of anything?

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[greencrayonwarrior]

[god does she ship it]

[mustfightemourges]

[How did this become his life...? Tin Pin, you are quite the cruel and fickle mistress.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

[No no, Tin Pin is a wonderful, beautiful thing for bringing us this moment.]

Are you telling me you don't want to marry me, Neku-kun? [Pout.]

[mustfightemourges]

[...okay, trufax. Well, except for the 'bringing us this moment' part.]

We've only known each other for a day!

[Besides. You're crazy.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

Romeo and Juliet only knew each other for but a day before getting married, Blue.

[mustfightemourges]

[Oh, geez, really?]

That had to've been the most boring day ever.

[Seriously, Shakespeare just drags on. And on. And no, he's not trying to change the subject at all. No sir. Not him.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

It was a party, actually. Romeo had just lost the love of his life, and Juliet was not but an innocent young thing, waiting to be swept off of her feet. The two met, and it was love at first sight.

Not much unlike us, dear~

[He is so just screwing with you, Blue.]

[mustfightemourges]

[The only love of his life is Tin Pin! Not that he'd actually say that out loud.]

...I don't remember Shakespeare saying anything about ram-crotched booth "babes".

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

Blue, don't be ridiculous... What does that have to do with anything?? Besides, Shakespeare did write about some quite mentally unstable people. Mercutio, Romeo's best friend, wasn't exactly in his right mind now, was he? At least, not if his famous Queen Mab speech is anything to go by.