ohgod what am i even doing

[mustfightemourges]

Mun...?

Uh... I'm glad you've got me back in your head and all, it's been kind of a long time.

But why do you want to send me there? There's already a version of me there. Plus, if I go there, you might end up killing me. And then I'd be forced to fight myself in order to come back to life.

Besides, I already know you figured that my awesome skill at Tin Pin would be the entry fee, and that's just stupid! Without Tin Pin, what's the point of anything?

Comments

[respecting]

Yo hold up. If you the Tin Pin Phones, but then your mun takes out the tin pin, and puts you in the Game, then how the hell is they gonna tell you apart?

[mustfightemourges]

[Beat, you get this face forever.

Because that almost made sense.]

[respecting]

Guess you don't know neither.

[mustfightemourges]

I think the other me has wings? And something about being banned from playing the Game forever.

[respecting]

Whaaaa? You sayin' he a reaper in that place?

[well, not that he can judge, considering, but]

Man, extra timelines be weird. Unless... no way...

Yo, other Phones! If you was dead, you'd tell other me, right?!

[mustfightemourges]

It's not Ph-- [Neku barely catches himself before he says "It's not 'Phones', it's 'Blue'". Ugh, buying into that load again, what was wrong with him.] --uh. Anyway.

I think I'd be too dead to tell you if I was dead. But I think even you'd notice that I wasn't around. Because of being dead.

[greencrayonwarrior]

Omigosh, heeeyyy Blue!!

[ANOTHER DAYS, ASSEEMMBBLLEE--]

[mustfightemourges]

[Seriously, they stopped the Black Skullers, what was wrong with just... using their names?]

Um... hey.

[Don't make him call you Green, Shiki.]

[greencrayonwarrior]

[Because what's fun about that, Neku? 8T]

So your munnie's taking you to a game, huh? So cool! My munnie already has the other me in a game, so I doubt I'll be going anywhere any time soon. Totes bummer! But I guess I kinda understand, I mean like, is Eri even a thing in our world? Cause why else would I look like this and act like her, right? I mean I guess I'm kinda stepping on the fourth wall and stuff with this but, you know~

[BLAH BLAH BLAH]

[mustfightemourges]

[Oh geez, this again.]

...You've been talking to Josh again, haven't you. Er... Pink. Rainbow. Whatever his 'name' is now.

[Because he's heard this conversation before. Something about assets only being used once and how much of a waste it is...]

[greencrayonwarrior]

Our muns are friends, but I haven't really talked to him, no.

[Besides to quietly lurk in the background and ship you two. These boots so aren't made for sewer walking unless slash is involved.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

Oh my, what have we here? Black-and-Blue, you have absolutely no idea how happy my mun is to see you~ I think I can say I'm fairly pleased to see you as well. After all, we had so much fun together~

[mustfightemourges]

I thought Rhyme was Black.

[Seriously, it's bad enough that he's Blue. Don't make this worse, Pink.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

Black-and-Blue is too catchy, Bruise-kun~

[Nope, Pink is making it worse.]

[mustfightemourges]

[...Why does he still have to put up with you.]

You can't even decide on your own color, what makes you King of Names.

[That wasn't... really worded like a question.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

"Pink" caught on in the end, didn't it? Besides, there's plenty of things that make me king, Blue, more than you could possibly imagine~

[mustfightemourges]

[He doesn't want to know. So subject change.]

At least your mun is reacting just how mine expected, judging by the crazy grin.

[And at least you settled on calling him just "Blue" again.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

[Blue is easiest, Black-and-Blue is only meant to tease.]

You're implying your mun knew that my mun would see this and react accordingly...?

[mustfightemourges]

Less "knew" and more "got really lucky with a guess".

[Seriously, if you knew his mun, you wouldn't give him any credit either.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

Well your mun certainly guessed right. My mun is only disappointed that she isn't playing in Wonderful Worlds, and has no real plans to.

[mustfightemourges]

That's a shame.

[Translation: Good. Maybe I'll be able to play Tin Pin in peace now.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

Oh I know, how dare we be apart!

[Hush, Neku, he is a mind reader, you don't want to mess with him.]

[mustfightemourges]

[Well, yes. But this Neku doesn't know that.]

It just wasn't meant to be, I guess. Like Romeo and Juliet.

[Neku. Neku stahp. You know Pink is going to take that seriously.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

Do you mean... starcrossed lovers, separated by their superiors, yearning to be together and yet do not find each other, except in death~? Or two crazy rebellious teenagers who want to defy their parents and get married so they can enjoy consummation~?

[Oooh yes, he loves where this went.]

Either one sounds lovely to me, dear~

/not here >> <<

[greencrayonwarrior]

[god does she ship it]

[mustfightemourges]

[How did this become his life...? Tin Pin, you are quite the cruel and fickle mistress.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

[No no, Tin Pin is a wonderful, beautiful thing for bringing us this moment.]

Are you telling me you don't want to marry me, Neku-kun? [Pout.]

[mustfightemourges]

[...okay, trufax. Well, except for the 'bringing us this moment' part.]

We've only known each other for a day!

[Besides. You're crazy.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

Romeo and Juliet only knew each other for but a day before getting married, Blue.

[mustfightemourges]

[Oh, geez, really?]

That had to've been the most boring day ever.

[Seriously, Shakespeare just drags on. And on. And no, he's not trying to change the subject at all. No sir. Not him.]

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

It was a party, actually. Romeo had just lost the love of his life, and Juliet was not but an innocent young thing, waiting to be swept off of her feet. The two met, and it was love at first sight.

Not much unlike us, dear~

[He is so just screwing with you, Blue.]

[mustfightemourges]

[The only love of his life is Tin Pin! Not that he'd actually say that out loud.]

...I don't remember Shakespeare saying anything about ram-crotched booth "babes".

[pinkcrayonwarrior]

Blue, don't be ridiculous... What does that have to do with anything?? Besides, Shakespeare did write about some quite mentally unstable people. Mercutio, Romeo's best friend, wasn't exactly in his right mind now, was he? At least, not if his famous Queen Mab speech is anything to go by.

Oh hello there~

[notsogrimreaper]

What? Another Neku-kun is coming to the game?

[mustfightemourges]

...Um. Maybe.

He still hasn't decided.

[notsogrimreaper]

Hm, I hope he does soon! I'd love to have another friend!

I'm Ryoji Mochizuki, by the way.