Homeless forever.

[he_wins]

MuN. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
IT'S CALLED: "I DON'T ACTuALLY WANT TO PLAY A GAME. AND AM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAuSE YOu THINK IT'S WHAT I WOuLD SAY. SINCE YOu SuCK AT BEING ME."
IN FACT. I'D JuST STOP TRYING NOW. IF I WERE YOu.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE POINT IS. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL EVER TAKE ME ANYWHERE.
NOT ONLY BECAuSE YOu CAN'T. BuT ALSO. BECAuSE YOu "CAN'T".
MEANING.
YOuR SENSE OF SELF-WORTH IS SO PATHETICALLY. AND ACCuRATELY. *LOW*.
THAT EVEN IF YOu WERE SuRE. YOu KNEW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOuT ME.
AND ABOUT *HIM*.
YOu STILL WOuLDN'T DO SHIT WITH ME.
AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT. WANNA KNOW WHY?
IT'S BECAuSE.
I HATE YOu. PLATONICALLY.
THOuGH I'M SuRE. YOu'D LOVE IT IF I MEANT IT. ANY OTHER WAY. t~mut

MAYBE YOu SHOULD TRY BEING HER INSTEAD.
YOu'D STILL BE TERRIBLE. BuT SHE'S TERRIBLE TOO. SO WHO WOuLD EVEN GIVE A SHIT.

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[shippingmath]

And you're a ray of sunshine, as always.

[he_wins]

THAT IS A THING YOu COuLD SAY ABOuT ME. IF YOu WANTED TO BE AN ASSHOLE.
IT IS ALSO A THING. I COuLD TuRN AROuND ON YOu. SINCE.
NOT ALL SuNSHINE IS WARM AND COZY.

[shippingmath]

I'm sure this won't come as news, but I am, at times, capable of the act of being an asshole.
You trying to say you've got a burn in store for me?

[he_wins]

YES. AND MAYBE. IT WILL EVEN BE A LITERAL BuRN.
LIKE THAT OF A FuRIOuS. TITANIC. SuN.