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[dembonyhips]

Prepare yourselves, the bells have tolled! Shelter your weak, your young, and your old! Each of you shall pay the final sum. Cry for mercy, the reckoning has come!

[Cue cackling on Fortyskey's part]

Happy Hallow's End! HA!

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[seesbosscrotch]

[Incoming weighted jack-o-lantern to the head!]

[dembonyhips]

[POMF] ACK.

...GODS @$#$%$# DAMN IT.

[Pause.]

[INCOMING ONE BACK, SIR BLOOD ELF.]

[seesbosscrotch]

[JACK-O-LANTERENED! There's only one thing to do!]

[He whacks the side of his head to kick his Horrific Hood into gear.]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[criticalstrike]

...

[Incoming bucket of water over the head!]

[dembonyhips]

[And now she's an acksputtering, drenched corpse] HEY. What the fuck was THAT for?!

[criticalstrike]

Sorry. [Not.] It's reflex by this point. Every time I hear that little poem, Goldshire winds up on fire.

[chaoticreckless]

Don't change the dizzle.
Turn it up a lizzle.
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles.
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle, and the Shizzle,
I shall send you myself to the lifeless dark.

[dembonyhips]

And that's when an entire town's worth of people and guests descend upon him, not even letting him touch the ground for more than a fucking second.

Or rather. *She clears her throat*

So eager you are, for my blood to spill. Yet to vanquish me, 'tis my head you must kill!

[chaoticreckless]

Did you know that arms warriors can detect a single drop of loot in a zone the size of a swimming pool?